JurassicPork
"Step on it! You can't go below 50, Ralphie boy!"
Tommysdad:
"Albatross!"
Tommysdad:
Interesting. Buffoon's ex-wife's heart got a Scifi tattoo.
gleeb
.oO Oh, Geez, gleeb's gonna make another "they hope to be married" caption. Don't he know I got bitches all over this neighborhood? Oo.
Kota
...then the bed folded up, pinning them against the wall, but they didn't care.... they hoped to be married soon. (Sorry Gleeb)
Dante83
Pepperidge Farm... er.. um... Pepperidge Farm ummm... oh what the hell does it do again?!"
Dante83
Yep, stuffed into a rotten gourd and pulled around by mice. There's every girl's fantasy...
BlakHat1
Um, somebody call GK? Aw forget it..I'll just turn my monitor over.
Hurst
It's not true the conductor doesent have to go down with the train, right?
Billy_Zoom
"V" for ambiguity...
Dante83
"Dear Mr. Edison, Please invent the lightbulb..."
144b
Now Liberty Medical can deliver asthmatic aids to your home. Sponsored by Lucky Strikes.
enigk...
"...and what goes best with Joan of Arc Kidney Beans? That's right, it's Genghis Khan Root Beer!"
Moatas
"Am I into 'heavy metal'? Yeah, I guess you could say that."
Fisk
School shooter? You betcha!
Auntie_Massacre
Of all of the bars in all of the world, she had to walk into mine.
gleeb
Visual Oxymoron #17: Happy Punk.
NurseNoir
"Oh, he's just plump enough! Now where did I put that Toddler Helper?"
Tommysdad:
"Hi, welcome to the Narcolepsy Research Instituuuuu...zzzzzzzzz."
starkbalmy
One of India's lesser-known monuments, the Garaj Mahal.
144boo!
Looks like Daniel the tiger has moved uptown.
E_B_A
treese.cx
rickubis
The bulls are p.o'ed 'cause the buffalo gals won't come out tonight.
terryodude
Another burrito related death.
freak-o-d-week
Charts -- clever business ploy for grown men to play with rulers and markers and stuff.
gleeb
Supplies arrive for the slapstick convention
Moatas
"Phew! For a moment, I thought that banana might be larger than me."
JurassicPork
Sign above the time clock says, "[102] days without a banana peel pratfall."