gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
By the way, I've noticed that this page is indexed by Google. If you came here looking for Monkees stuff, you might try this.

Travelling this week-end, so this is a day later than has been usual.

Moatas "I know it sounds odd, but Capt. Smith wanted us to go whale watching. All I see are icebergs."	FryGirl It's a little known fact, but Lenin was terrible at hide-and-seek.	Dante83 "Well, clearly we must consult with Picture Picture." "I agree."
Agent_Ghouldy .oO{Funny, the captain's @ss isn't as sweet-looking today as it usually is.}	RacerX-Files It's not a "bad hair" day so much as a "glimpse into the abyss" hair day.....	juxstapo EntPorn often gets traded at EntMoot
Dante83 We all know cigarettes will kill you, but usually not by falling and crushing you.	carbonbased "Forty-five...forty-six...where the hell is the other Ronin?"	amycamus Somehow, the new Siegfreid and Roy Show just doesn't have the excitement of the old version.
Zee_do_Caixao No! But thanks for askin!	BStarr13 Pig Dominoes: a fun pastime for when you're bored.	cam-o-lantern36 Ho-hum Chi Minh
gleeb Robert Frost declares martial verse law. All poetic licenses are revoked, and all metaphors must be cleared by him or Wallace Stevens. Meanwhile, Allen Ginsburg gathers his forces in the hills...	Dante83 Um, I ordered a Guinness. SEND IT BACK!	Dante83 "Now, let's say I had two apples and you took one away. What would I have?" "One apple." "No, I'd still have two, plus your teeth. Never touch my apples, new kid. Ya dig?"
HinerMADNESS "We don't cash checks without two forms of ID, maggot! Now drop and give me twenty!" Bank branches on military bases aren't as polite as civilian branches.	This space intentionally left blank.	This space intentionally left blank.