gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
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Moatas "Mary, just because your hand fell asleep while you were masturbaiting, doesn't mean that...Hahahahahahahah, Sorry..."	FryGhoul "Smug, catty white bitch? Why, I suppose I am."	KINGDINOSAUR "Dear, I've got a confession to make. You know that old favorite golf club you really love?" "Yes." "Well, I used it to bludgeon your mother to death."
freak-o-d-week Mmmmm hot dog and watermelon, yumm!	freak-o-d-week We always looked at grandma's leg for directions to Aunt Titi's house.	UnDeadality The Not So Darling Buds of May
freak-o-d-week "No, I don't like your opinion. Here's your two cents back."	Kot-A-Lantern Eli Whitney is heard yelling in the background, "You guys keep your cotton-pickin' hands off my Gin!!!"	Upstartula Thing takes his girlfriend for a stroll on the table.
HinerMADNESS "Why do I have to save a seat?" "Ma and Pa are still out in the car." "But they always sit behind us." "They're making another baby. He'll need someplace to sit."	Upstartula ... And on the 7th day, he adjusted the vertical hold, popped some popcorn, and is enjoying the show... beckett " Extreme close up of birth mark on Gorbachev's head reveals sinister plans for world domination" gleeb Oh, stop projecting your insecurities onto the world, Mr Mercator!	Dan-TERROR83 "Hey guys, my heart will go on." "That's good to know, Steve."
Upstartula South Central Shire. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and where a hobbit will stick you for all your shit. We must be cautious.	Beckett "Providing clean urine for those surprise screenings since 11 o'clock this morning."	Upstartula "We were supposed to get married?? That was *today* ?? " Dante83 Hey, Miss Havisham is looking good...
UnDeadality "Eat hot physics, scum!"	thefifthbot: Look, don't leave...the grabs have to get better...and I can't stand to be alone in a room with pink curtains and a green bedspread.	thefifthbot: Think Shatner. Dress Shatner. BE Shatner.
JurassicCorpse Another monolith appeared to those of the upper class but only by appointment and was made of platinum.	Agent_Ghouldy "My dad's burning building could give off a bigger plume of smoke than your dad's could." "Nuh-UHHHH!"	This space intentionally left blank.