YingYang
Well you remembered to put your answer in the form of a question but you're still wrong, sorry.
Beckett
.oO( How the hell do you bounce a check at the sperm bank?)Oo.
SirEnochTheChaste
Emeril Lagasse tours the devastated city of Bam.
gleeb
See what happens without a strong Home Owners' Association?
da_upstart
Baghdad vacation brochure
Hinermad
With falling ratings and slashed budgets, HGTV turned to piracy to obtain building and landscape materials to continue producing home improvement programs.
Hexadecimal:
Can't they see that my random gluing of peeps to the wall is a cry for help?
da_upstart
Spy vs. Spy 1938
gleeb
And a message for all those who've resolved to lose weight in 2004: "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine." Good luck!
Beckett
"(Andy Rooney voice) ...and don't you hate it when you can never get the watch with the little crane thing, and all you get is a foam finger?
UnReality
Calling the play-by-plays at Arlington National Cemetery
UnReality
"I once baked a loaf in Reno just to watch it rise."
LauraPowers
Gene Autry... the leader of my cargo cult. Kool-Aide anyone?
Dante83
"I'd like a room, with a window... where I can see a tree..."
gleeb
Five days and the legless chicken has yet to escape. Surely this proves that chickens don't mind having their legs hacked off!
flavio
"Okay, let me out. I give up. My hat is off to that Blaine guy"
da_upstart
The Atomic Chicken is not stupid. It feigns death so that one may open the
cage and that is when it shall attack.
MrMithras:
Can you believe it? Me? Turned down from a part in Labrynth? *sulks*
Dante83
"Ok, bring in the Cardinal, Francis Bacon is ready to begin."
GersonK
"Dear Typesetters monthly, I always believed the letters in your magazine were actual. It's just the words and sentences they represented that I didn't believe."
AustinThreeSixteen
"The loom, Norman! Listen to the loom!"
jildo
Guns: 75%. Hey, we're at war, kids!