UnReality
This is where the magic happens. (It's not very good magic.)
Dante83
And at night little elves zoom through in their flying saucers and finish the print jobs!
gleeb
Meanwhile, Winston "corrects" another of BB's dayorders...
Hinermad
Air Force investigators dismissed the UFO photo as being of a row of light fixtures reflected in a window. It's obviously a cover-up!
FryGirl
Here we see an actual Oompa Loompa working on the "Good Egg/bad Egg" detector.
FryGirl
"Well I'm proud to be a coal miner's daughter!" "Will you PLEASE stop singing that, Earl?"
FryGirl
"Bad news, boys...the canary just comitted suicide."
Generik
"I call dibs on the radioactive isotope!"
FryGirl
"Oh that's just great! No cowboy, no Indian, no leatherman, no cop, no sailor, just a bunch of construction workers! Nice going, guys."
turkey-ina-wickerbasket
"I see the future!" "Yes? What is it?" "It's events that haven't actually happened yet, but that's not important right now!"
Beckett-N-Gravy
" Yes, that " hot little ass' that you'd like to pork, is my daughter.....shall I call you a cab to the unemployment office?
gleeb
"Ah, ah, ah! You kids stay away from that thermostat!" "But Billy turned blue!"
turkey-ina-wickerbasket
"Dad, it's 30 degrees outside, can't we have the heat above 50?" "Oh come on kids, can't take a little frostbite? Put on a sweater for cryin out loud"
TyranoturkeyRex
"Your husband really adjusts the thermostat a lot" "That's just a dummy thermostat I had put in. The real one is hidden in the closet" "Oh"
Zee
That's a very nice room to be shooting up heroin in. Shouldn't it be a bit more sleazier?
Anastasia_Beaverhausen
Dec. 7, 1941, a dinner party that will live in infamy.
UnReality
"Mondo Fine. Shit. I'm still in Mondo Fine."
FryGirl
When all else fails, show "Streets Of San Francisco" reruns.
echostation
In Russia, they don't get to actually eat Rice A Roni, they just get to see the commercials....
echostation
"Hey guys, you ever wonder what those little cameras on the walls that say 'Inventing Situations' mean?"
echostation
"Eat Pork!"
Occupant:
Now, back to "Bimbo and Commander"
Occupant:
.oO(I'm MUCH prettier than she is
Upstart_on_the_Cob
"Sugar Momma runs the best brothel/bakery in town."
turkubis_and_mash
Mirror, mirror on my car...do things behind seem close, or far?
jildo
Ah, spring. Filthy, shameful spring.
parakeetstorm:
God? It's me- Colonel O'Neill. Please say God has a walkie-talkie!..."
beckett-n-Stuffing
" MAN! The reception on the toaster is TERRIBLE today."
Zee
"Pennies on the tracks, blood on the rails"
carbonbased
"Ladies and gentlemen -- Georgia and the O'Keeffettes!!"
Generik
Do you see a face? NASA says if you do, you better have enough drugs left to share.
chilwil
venus' uterus traps?
KingDeath:
.oO( I wonder if I left the cat on...)
144butterball
So, you wish to be an intern for Bela Lugosi?
Hinermad
"Nothing yet." "Well keep probing - I know he's in there somewhere." "Who the heck let Hinermad in here anyway? You KNOW he jumps in every time we're making a batch of Tootsie Rolls!"
gleeb
"Fukui-san?" "Go ahead, Ohta." "Iron Chef Michiba is indeed mixing himself a cup of instant cocoa." "Hmm, usually he'll have mini-marshmellows, but not this time. Something up his sleeve." "Thanks, Doc."
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