shanky
"If you ask me , I think we're looking for love in all the wrong places."
screaming_fist
"Would you like your stickup money in cash or cashier's check, sir?"
meQal
On the other hand it's a great way to roast some marshmellows.
meQal
Son, that is not what they mean when they say "choke the chicken".
meQal
Next mofo that comes in here singing that Day-o crap is going to get a cap in them.
Hinermad
Don't make me come over there, Mohamed!
da_upstart
Morphine abuse may hinder your judgement in the workplace, but at least at the time you won't give a shit.
Hinermad
Nazi printing presses worked non-stop to make blank propaganda leaflets to be distributed among the illiterate peoples of North Africa.
gleeb
President of Icky Elf Local 253, Member CIO.
Matteus
he looks like the type that would say 'Trust me' and then chuckle quietly
Hinermad
"Let me guess: shielding from alien radiation?" "Mind control rays." "Ah."
amycamus
New study indicates that "land bridge" was a myth; people reached North America by means of giant water spiders.
beckett
"Death Takes a Holiday...and Jimmy Witherspoon fills in."
Racerex
"Spartacus, your son is FREE.....!"
psychomorph
"I am Spartacus!"
gleeb
"Uh, Centurion? I just remembered: I'm *not* Spartacus. Centurion?"
BStarr13
We control your glaucoma...
Hinermad
An eerie glow spread over his body. His skin tingled, but it was a distant, surreal feeling. Slowly he was lifted up, away from his body, to hover in mid air. "This cough syrup rocks!" he thought.
Agent_Moldy
o/Helen Hayes all in my brain...o/
Matteus
foam side, diaphagm side
MirandaRamsey
Look for my pictures of me preforming fellatio on my dog. It's on animallovers.com.
meQal
Ohh lemonade! We hardly knew you!
Agent_Moldy:
"...and I said, 'Bitch?! You bettah git yo' skank ass over here 'fo I put the smackdown on it!' She knew giving in was the logical thing to do."
tinaw:
"Stand back while I apply my full manliness to the situation!"
meQal:
Damn it Spock when was the last time you took a Q-Tip to those ears?
magebear:
oO "That is the BIGGEST lump of earwax I have ever seen" Oo
MarionneBlack:
A burger so dangerous, you'll need a helmet!
MarionneBlack:
Why am I thinking of Romeo and Juliet right now?
SlobberinMesolobitch:
So...I'm guessing the Capulets all drive Nissans then?
tinaw:
"...and I told her a ship's captain and a green alien babe shouldn't bring offspring into the world, but she went ahead anyway..." "Um..How do you want your eggs?"
tinaw:
"You can never keep the likes of me down." Unfortunately, he's right.
UnReality:
"Oh sure. I suppose you *want* us all to die of scurvy!"
Pumaman_T_C_ERisk has definately gotten more complex
klutzka
"Really?Freshed squeezed?!...Rockin!"
"Dude."