WookieeMonster:
"No, I DON'T think there's anything wrong with having sex with a dolphin!"
eenveezeebleman:
The question "would you rather do pushups til' the end o' time or use a Dell computuh" was rhetorical, corporal!
camberries36
Kiss me and I won't fire your ass.
Hinermad
As your broker, I have to recommend against investing in Poli-Grip. But as a user, I have to say it's improved my sex life 1000%!
turkubis_and_taters
Well, your paperwork is in order, your references impeccable. The only thing you need for this job is to touch your tongue to mine.
BookWorm
Sure the guy in the lighter trunks won, the other guy thought he was going swimming
Plastic_Duck:
"OK, OK, I can take a hint. Put the mail in the slots and don't rumple the magazines. Jeez!"
Billy_Zoom
"I've compiled a scrapbook of all your failed attempts to get published, Billy..."
stilljane
Now THAT'S a MaaaAAANnn !
Upstarta_Clause
North Jersey holiday vacation brochure
JurassicPork
"Oops. Sorry, Sir Issac!"
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo
Frida Kahlo used to be a migrant farm worker in the Florida citrus fields?!
gleeb
Having fooled around, Mary Margaret is no longer allowed to prune the white roses.
screaming_fist
"Bless me, Roma Tomato, for I have sinned..."
screaming_fist
"Gawddamn blood of innocents won't wash off."
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo
Funny how human blood takes so much longer to wash off than chicken blood....
gleeb
It seems you have no vital signs. Are you sure you exist?
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo
.oO{I do NOT want to be the one to tell him they couldn't find his vas deferens.}
Dante_Claus83
"Let's see, smothered roommate with pillow, smashed window and escaped hospital. Well, everything seems to be in order here."
screaming_fist
"Subject compulsively caps on the internet, often to no humorous effect."
Flock_of_Chomskys
Nurses gather to read all eleven volumes of Hunter S. Thompson's toxicology results.
B-Latkah1
"Mm-hmh..snapped wife's neck..sees invisible lobsters..pretends to be a Gym teacher to talk about sex with minors..I think he MIGHT be eligible for MEDICAID!"
Gloria_in_excelsis_Beedo
"That oughtta keep those little bastards happy for a while!" "MOM! Guess what Pinky Lee just said!"