gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
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KotaClaus PeeWee Herman.... the "Farewell Tour"	KotaClaus "Those people looks like ANTS down there." "They ARE you idiot, and give me back my legos."	Goreomedy: "4-6 weeks for a stalker starter kit, my ass."
gleeb: And now, Hallmark Holiday Theatre, presents "The Littlest Felon" PhineasBog: The Lifetime Original movie -- "Mr. Clean: The Man Behind The Mop" will return after this.	Goreomedy: Native American Intercourse. gleeb: When the two amputees met, finally they could attend live theater and applaud again... PhineasBog: "This is great, but why do they call it The Effiel Tower?" UnReality: "Would you damn Wonder Twins knock it off already?!"	gleeb Next door is the King's Body, where you can take a sauna and get a rubdown.
gleeb Hello, I'm John XXIII, and I'll be your Pope this evening. Ebetinaw_Scrooge "Why, this King's head cheese is simply delightful! What a funny name! I wonder how they came up with it. . . " WinterWonderLood The UN security council considers Mel the Cook's "best defense is a good offense" strategy...	FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire Failed Battering Rams #238.	teambanzai Having no love for contractions Ted spends most of his free time combing though books and stabbing them when ever he comes across a dirty dirty contraction.
UnReindeerality Helpful hint: puzzle boxes from hell are difficult to open for a reason. teambanzai Why thank you Mr. Kaczynski.  *shake* *shake* Ooo it's ticking is a alarm clock? Dante_Claus83 Jack decides that he's no slave to anyone, least of all some damn 'Pop Goes the Weasel' song, and stays in the box until HE decides to come out.	144blitzen See, I told ya we catch more fish if I used blasting caps? gleeb (Not to mention the dog)	amyxmas Dhow average up to 9,982 real and a few cruzieros. More business news in a moment.
amyxmas Holiday gift catalog of the Romanian government MoldyLouWho Will there be anything else, Mr. Jackso	UpSky2 "Benedecite, pigskin meus." Ebetinaw_Scrooge C'mon Charlie. You know you want to.	Ebetinaw_Scrooge Bambi actually grew up and turned to salt lick abuse to cope with his mother's untimely death. UpSky2 "Waiter! There's a deer in my eggs!" gleeb With Maurice Chevalier as the voice of Rudolph: o/ If the ptarmigans,/ Could sing like you,/ They'd sing much sweeter/ Than they do... o/
gleeb "Slide, Cindy, slide!" Mr_Grant GO DEEP, CINDY! 144blitzen I hear Dan Reeves is looking for work? Ebetinaw_Scrooge . . . and a 1st class for me! Dante_Claus83 "Come on Cindy 10 more reps. You can do it. Come on, work for those glass slippers. Come on, 8 more..." cam36_Days_of_Xmas ......hmmmmmm...how about Bear Bryant? gleeb It's not that creepy Bela Karolyi, is it? He spends too much time among young girls...	rickublitzen They should be fine in there. The halitosis vent is open, see? Mr. Mean Looks like a union break to me... Mr_Grant Here you can see Archduke Ferdinand's head going back, and to the left. Back, and to the left... cam36_Days_of_Xmas Tell snooty back there that his fly is open.	Mr_Grant Casa de Steve Jobs. cam36_Days_of_Xmas Some folks can carve jack-o-lanterns; some can't.
rickublitzen You ditzy cow, you're supposed to say "There's no place like home", NOT "A space for two gnomes."	Hinermad "I got a chocolate bar!" "I got some cotton candy!" "I got Iraq." cam36_Days_of_Xmas Here's my sister's phone number. Hope you guys like fat girls.	Mr_Grant ...and when she was bad, she was horrid. rickublitzen Um...its tongue is sticking out. Maybe you'd better take it out from under the water. gleeb Young Lisa Stansfield had to grow into her spitcurl. Ebetinaw_Scrooge Is she being very very good or horrid? TyranosaurisReXmas Poor unfortunate child had colic and a cowlick at the same time.
UpSky2 Fill fill fill your boat / with salads that are green / wearily wearily drudgery drudgery / Domesticity ~	Hinermad Being "that time," Mom was relegated to the unclean end of the table.	JurassicPorksElves When Marge sneezed on the toaster, it was a wake-up call that her cocaine addiction was getting out of hand... Dante_Claus83 A watched tart never pops, you know. gleeb Janey communicates with the Toaster Strudels from Andromeda...
JurassicPorksElves "Where do you want this Vitalis, Mr. Lewis?" gleeb "Panne d'essance", eh? Well, "COUP FOURRE!"	JurassicPorksElves Theologians surmise that continental drift began when God ran out of Scotch Tape... gleeb What is the pH of the Americas? Bill Nye investigates...	Soozcat Come to think of it, maybe a bucket of pig blood would liven things up a little.
DuncanDisorderly: Grayson Hall: School of Misfit Toys.	UnReality "Welcome to beautiful, scenic bat country. Of course you can stop here!"	This space intentionally left blank.