gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
By the way, I've noticed that this page is indexed by Google. If you came here looking for Monkees stuff, you might try this.

Tommys Dad Sometimes, men get headaches too.	FryGirlRoastingOnAnOpenFire A Mandarin collar with a double-strand pearl choker? Now THAT'S daring!	Plastic_Duck: The doctors/lifeguards of Bengay Watch.
Tommysdad: Can you find Kilroy in this picture?	JurassicPorksElves Henry Fonda in TWELVE ANGRY MEN AND A COFFEE TABLE.	JurassicPorksElves .oO Damn! They turned down my application Starfleet Academy because there isn't one. Now what am I going to do with this velour sweater in command gold? Oo. SirEnochTheChaste "Dear Prospective Customer, We here at Dupont would like to remind you about the existence of paint." gleeb My office instructed to advance you up to $50,000. Hee haw and Merry Christmas, Randolph Mantooth.
Eskimo_Spy_Santa now who's the master	Tommys Dad "In this one, Mommy gets to be the baudy countess, while Daddy gets stuck being the naive but studly stableboy."	LadyDeathtouch: Get on with it jester, my ass is freezing off!
holenozone: " Once this hat fit my head. But when they say wash in cold water only, they mean it!"	holenozone: " In a demonstration of an amazing lack of creativity, the prisoner spells out the word K.N.U.C.K.L.E.S. on his knuckles."	This space intentionally left blank.