gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
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Dante83 "Me... You... You.. GOOSE!"	meQal Madeline versus The Stone Men From Beyond	WaffleKing This is the city. Crime, drugs, violence, you name it. Hell, being a private eye wouldn't be any fun at all if I wasn't nude underneath this trenchcoat.
WaffleKing Who needs the freaking Coast Guard? We got David Hasselhoff!	shesaidisay japanese porn falls into one of two categories: relentlessly bizarre, or demure as all get-out. notice this falls into the latter group.	meQal Meanwhile at a table cloth farm outside of Des Moines...
Dante83 Love.... boring and old...	Dante83 Track One: Mundo Fine. Track Two: Clarksville. Track Three: Neighborhood of Make-Believe. Hmmmmm.	gleeb Wow, the Neighborhood's really built up since Friday started importing "guest workers" from Someplace Else and West Wood.
UnReality Olive Oyl's naughty sister, Massage	All_Moatas_All_The_Time Always read the fine print whether the contract is for a car, home or someone's life	DiscoBoy "This is the bit of Jack's brain that landed in my lap. I'm going to have it bronzed!"
Hinermad When life hands you columns, make colonnade!	shanky "I regret everything."	tinaw Sorry son, that's not the good and the beautiful; it's the radar. wd40 If '2001 a Space Odyssey' were made in 1954.