UnReality
"So it's agreed then: none of us can understand why they're still printing Cathy."
holenozone:
" What you're asking me to do is not covered by your H.M.O. In fact, what you're asking me to do is illegal in most states."
HiFi_dude:
Bill knew he was being pathetic....but he had loaned his new suitcase to his sister, and just had to see it off one last time.
Billy_Zoom
When in doubt, avoid eye contact and pretend to take notes...
meQal
There are somethings money can't buy. For everything else, time to charge it until you are in debt up to your eyeballs.
Xengal:
As the last two girls he promised to call the next day and never did entered the room, Kirk began to sweat...quickly he began to form a plan involving amnesia..
Xengal:
"Aw go on Stacy- go for it! He's a red shirt, it's not like you'll have to worry about a long term relationship!"
GersonK
...in Yet Another 48 Hours
gleeb
IN "Hog of the Basketballs"!
YingYang
All first names. Coincidence? I think not!!! *Accusing music plays*
gleeb
Come on, Man! Write me a 'script! I'm Jonesin'!
tinaw
"Yo Watson, how much money you got?" "What the devil -- " "I need a hit, baaaaaaaaaad, man, come on, anything! Man, I'll suck yo dick!"
Beckett
"Well of course there's a body here you idiot, you've just dug a hole in a graveyard!
UnReality
"I knew Lamont Cranston. Lamont Cranston was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Lamont Cranston."
UnReality
"Actually, the truth is, I just like saying the phrase 'Lamont Cranston'. It sounds vaguely naughty."
Billy_Zoom:
Piece of crap FBI can't even find Spaulding Gray...
JackOfAllArts:
Hmmm... What are they REALLY selling here...?
meQal
Because we like Ike and know that Dick is good.
144b
I kin made keys that'll fit everythin, but my broken heart.
meQal
Tired of protesters complaining about him clubbing seals, Randy decided to take a different approach.
UnReality
"Well, I'm not the VERY model of a modern major general, but I get by."
Hinermad
So, you're not interested in Mama Dubrovnik? You'll change your mind when I perform for you the Dance of the Seven Afghans!
GersonK
o o 0 (Cappers? Where'd I leave my 9 iron?)
Snuffleupagus
Why yes, I do like gladiator movies. Why do you ask?
gleeb
No, I do not want to buy any Dragoon Scout cookies!
Dirigo
"Go away! I'm not interested." "But, I didn't even say anyth-" "That's it, I'm getting my shotgun."
GersonK
Boris Karloff is Abe Vigoda in The Fish Who Stole Christmas
NurseNoir
Never listened to all the hygiene films telling him not to rub his eye after using a doorknob