gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
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144b Look out, their whip is out of control!? They'll kill us all!	gleeb There in front we have Servo, Joel, and...when did Crow become an archbishop?	144b At last, the true story of Katie Couric.
amycamus The semaphore translation of "War and Peace"	RodRocket "Clark, you know you got that superhuman strength. Let me hook you up to the plow. We could have the back forty done by 10 am!"	MaxKeller: Found it a week later under a pile of fettucini alfredo.
Mardi_gleeb "I have a statement. *ahem* 'Oh, what a good boy am I!'"	Zee The first attempts to combine Bob and Ray into one guy!	rickubis Not only are gay marriages illegal, biplanes can also be arrested.
WEIRD_1 Sometimes a man just needs a place to think....and bring girls	slow_diver: All of a sudden Annie couldnt decide what she wanted on her sandwich.	echostation "I wish my brother George was here..." gleeb There in the background, ladies and gentlemen, his brother George!