gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
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GlitterRock A very special Andy Williams freakout!	Matteus: ... when you return this car!	144b Dick Cheney: International Man of Mystery.
wd40 "I'll just write this report to President Bush and tell him that Global Warming is a myth, right Pantomime Lobster?" - "That's right, Dr. Pander!"	Ric_Shaw: Karl took his career as a notary public very seriously. And the surgical implant was a tax write off.	wd40 Yeah, there's the id, the ego, and the super-ego . . . and the SuperEgo's secret Identity, me, Bark Bent, private eye!
Beckett "Sychronized dining."	da_upstart "... First time in history a jury had sentenced themselves to death..."	wd40 The video poker machine union is here demanding shorter hours, sir.
UnReality "The ice cream truck's here! The ice cream truck's here!" Moatas "Did you hear, they named a car after you." // "Really, they named a car 'Ralph'?"	MilkboxLarry Early in their youth, the future drivers of NYC learn how to deal with vagrants and their squeegies...	Swingo: "Could you policemen stop beating that guy for a minute. I'm still learning how to use this thing."
Beckett "...so the ramjet scoops up interstellar plasma, forcing it into ever narrowing chambers making a really cool sound like baseball cards in the bike spokes."	StanLee Excelsior!	Hinermad Joe was so patriotic, when he smashed his thumb with a hammer he saw stars & stripes.
cambria36 The only light Wave I ever knew tipped the scales at 90 pounds and had anchor tattoos on both her arms.	This space intentionally left blank.	This space intentionally left blank.