talktothehawk:
"Why in God's name did I put a window in my shower?"
All_Moatas_All_The_Time
Fresh from the farm to...other farms
wd40
Man, I can't wait until I have more bathroom privileges than the dog!
144b
The first mechanical sperm was created by Bell Labs in '65.
da_upstart
... And here's a nice snapshot of my syster..
da_upstart
Uhhh, ' cyster '
You didn't finish the Peterson project for me? You know, Lester, we need to talk about your knee-caps...
parakeetstorm:
Linda went insane, lost her job as a field-repoter and was kicked off the News station; but she still continued interviewing people with a bottle of Advil.
Tommysdad:
The Rubick Maneuver. Cool.
Purina_Hermit_Chow:
Sadly, the other costar of the Pong game not only failed to land even a role in a TV ad but was found strangled in the back room of an adult bookstore in 1981.
Matteus:
must.... reach.....menthol goodness!
meQal_The_Leprachan
Welcome to IS now with screengrab in screengrab technology.
UnRealGoBragh
"Francis the Talking Mule: Armageddon"
Beckett
"Welcome to the Hive, Comrade!"
echo
Earl successfully cross-bred a chicken and a turtle.....but then didn't know what to do with it.
jammer427:
McDonalds opens it's first parallel dimension location.
Zero_R_Nobody:
I still don't understand how that fascinating study 'English Muffins of the World' failed to make the New York Times Bestsellers list.
jildo
Bridesmaid's dresses just keep getting uglier and uglier.
Billy_Zoom
My vestal virgins have arrived... via UPS as well, GO BROWN!
Dante83
"I would just like to state for the record that Pepperidge Farm remembers.... Thank you."
Kota
"Lonely is the fire hydrant, on a street with no dogs!" (Kinda poetic, don't ya' think??)
Hinermad
Before the Xerox photocopier was invented, over 3000 mail room clerks were seriously injured each year when they tried to mimeograph their butts.
TyranosaurisRex
and boy, are they twisted!
gleeb
It was a small, urban convent...
FryGirl
Three Sisters' sales improved greatly when they dropped the "Ugly" from the middle.
amycamus
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you. They're cooking up some godawful-smelling eye of newt/toe of frog concoction for the Thane of Cawdor."
Mr_Grant
*CLICK* "Why, RTA coach 432 is 20 seconds behind its time point! Wait'll the gang in the Chicago Transit Yahoo Group hear about this!"
tinaw
This is what I get for letting my sister cook . . .
144b
It's also where Superman comes to use the can
Dante83
Sure, the basement was damp and gross and full of roaches, but Debbie's love for pickled tomatoes would not be deterred.