TyranosaurisRex
I guess Mr. Nader was right my Corvair. All I did was make a left hand turn and this is all that's left of it.
Bigstupid
The 1989 Moscow Auto show looked a lot like the 1959 Moscow Auto Show.
Bigstupid
"There aint a darn cow in there, Phil." "Well where's the Sheep Palace then?"
Beckett
"See?...Right THERE!..You can see Marmaduke's naughty bits!"
da_upstart
"DAPHNE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!" "Damn, Apollo. Again? That's the 4th time today you want some nookie!" "YES! AND I BOUGHT MY BOY CUPID WITH ME! HE WANTS SOME TOO!"
da_upstart
Dick Tracy was also one of the many celebrities that attended the Million Fedora March
wd40
There's a guy over there by the Baklava Concession not wearing a hat!" - "He's a terrorist, get him!"
meQal
The Fedora Pride Day festival was a huge success.
da_upstart
"Ma'am... ma'am, please. You realize you really don't have a baby." "Yes I do, I birthed him!" "No. You stole a baby chimp and shaved him down. Please, come back to the hospital..."
da_upstart
Papyrus NT
MrMithras:
We're toning up for America *salutes*
MaxKeller:
You can't say no to the flag, buy our crap.
All_Moatas_All_The_Time
"And then we'll...hey..don't cut away...this movie isn't that boring!"
Moatas
"Quit moving, I can't get a bead on you."
144b
Heller Budget: PI, An Quinn Martian Production. Starring Frank Sutton as Heller. Roy Dano as Lou & Unia Mussion as Eleea. Tonight's Episode: Monkeywrench Blues.
da_upstart
Meanwhile on Danny Glover's scalp, lice must relocate to find more suitable patches of afro to raise their children
Viagra
Phil never quite learned to whistle, so he compensates by becoming a high priced lawyer and prosecuting
144b
Somewhere down there, Martin Bookspan is wandering thru Lincoln Center. Picking up the empties.
Tommysdad:
"Well, trust me, this'd be really great with string."
Dirigo
"I just had the craziest dream. A kid named Ferris Bueller won $5000 of my money on a game show on Comedy Central."
gleeb
Armand Bagdasarian, tenor, sings the aria "God, I hate that kid" from the grand opera Dennis, based on the works of Hank Ketcham.
UnReality
"It's not a camera, and I don't even own a gabardine suit!"
rickubis
Air Quality Report for Today is: Spreadable.
Racerex
Next week on "Night Gallery: Postman's Edition"
Ric_Shaw:
Turn your fat lazy ass into a skinny lazy ass.
Dante83
"Is this going to take long, I have a busy day of flinging crap ahead of me and I'm already behind schedule."
gleeb
I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you pigs in on a suspected lupicide...
Dante83
"Ok, did you get their statement?" "Yeah, something about a wolf huffing and puffing and blowing their houses down." "Wolves. Maybe it was the same one that Riding Hood girl called us on last week."
klutzka
I wonder what my name is? I wish I had a name tag."
gleeb
Do you mind? If you want to dunk your meatballs, get your own scotch!
wd40
We're using the coffin as a wine closet, until we really need it for Gramma.
wd40
The Montressors became very adept at masonry work over the years, odd for a family that claims aristocratic roots.
Beckett
"Science!"
gleeb
Marcel Duchamps' "Fully-clothed Guy Walking Across a Lawn"
144b
See? I told you I look like a bad ass wearing this hat? Is this the kind of image we want in selling greeting cards?
gleeb
"So, Hallmark're trying to move into our territory, huh? The big boys. Well, I say we go to the mattresses!"
gleeb
Roy Marsden IS Neil Burnside IN "The Sandbaggers Go Bass Fishing"