Dante83
"Damn you, Junior Jumble, I WILL conquer you!"
yousonuva
''No no. I'M controlling plane #4.'' - ''You!? So where's plane # 8?.......oooooh.''
UnReality
"What will he find out there, Mr. Class President?" "His destiny."
wd40
Mr Darwin will have a banana.
paschal_gleeb
"The waiter's forgotten about us. I didn't used to have this beard."
tinaw
"Reach for the underwear!"
7dizbusters:
New lemon, grape and super grape flavored tofu...coming soon to an Asian market near you!
Jayati:
...and a pound of flesh, but that's another matter entirely...
klutzka
"Open wide, Billy."
Billy_Zoom
I'm 67% disappointed with this runway size...
Indomitus
We're on the walkway to heck.
Indomitus
Looking closely, one can easily see the small outcropping, or "uvula," in the bay.
MEaster_Grant
If I told you I wanted to incorporate your area, would you freehold it against me?
BoredomBunny:
Performed an illegal operation? There are computer laws?
BoredomBunny:
Dagnabbit Henry, Next time tie the noose to a stronger branch!
TyranosaurisRabbit
If gear <a> at the lower right it turned 7/8 a turn clockwise, how far and in which direction will gear <c> at top right turn assuming your little brother doesn't eat it first.
144bunny
At last, the Easter Bunny's egg hiding map!
paschal_gleeb
Urban merit badges: panhandler-dodging; graffiti; stickball...
Egg
I love you exactly 4'9" much
paschal_gleeb
Hans Christian Andersen and Laurent de Brunhoff's "Babar's New Clothes"
EasterBunReality
"Well, we'll have to make some alterations to the bridesmaid dress, but I think I can make it work."
sspecies8472:
Why did I just spell out "HELP" in giant rocks when I have access to civilization?
Zonk:
Trained as a paralegal, Louise always read the fine print, even in her movie credits.
Tommys Dad
Woo hoo!
Dante83
"OK, so you were right. I CAN'T drive and do my taxes at the same time. There, are you happy?"
Hinermad
Starsky and Hutch, the previous generation.
PEEP_WEIRD_1st
Pure brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, using water from the nuke plant
paschal_gleeb
They had to remove the follow-up ad, "Dipshit boob America continues to swill Bud and Miller..." after a court order.
paschal_gleeb
Pabst, for speech impediments!
PEEP_WEIRD_1st
and he just asked her if she wanted a beer.... Just wait till he pops the question
Racerex
After about 6 beers, he can finally ignore that scary and disturbing hat....
Nodrog_CRC:
Stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss sends these two morons to stare at you.
Dante83
Just think of how many wedgies and wet-willies are administered daily in this room,
Dante83
.... and all of them to this one guy. Sad, really.