gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
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ash2 We're sorry folks but Gamera is running just a little late today, but he should be around second now.	ash2 but all I want to grow is beer	Ator The schlitz tanks for Joe Don Baker
da_upstart "And with the push of a button, the tie then transforms to a blade as hard as steel so you can kill somebody! Throw it in the washing machine, & viola! Where's the murder weapon?	Yeerkkiller: The Real Quest for Fire - "Hey, Larry, it's over there!"	jiildo: 3 EZ payments of $39.95 - men get your interchangeable and colorful jock straps. Caution - might cause irritation.
gleeb "Trouble with the vandegraff generator again, Sue?" da_upstart Static Girl always had trouble making friends. 144b Gee, our dates are sure taking a lot of time in the mens room?	gleeb Ken Kesey was a lot more formal than most people realize... wd40 What's this? A student of Alexander Hamilton High on the Thomas Jefferson High bus, this will never do, you danged federalist scamp! da_upstart Mugsy Tua, the Hawaiian gangster mob boss, was arrested today trying to smuggle a pair of coconuts in his pants...	GersederK I reckon' he's reckonin' something
Equinox365: Tragedy strikes when only one porto-potty is available before the battle.	Walsh Easter Egg hunts suck when you're blind.	flavio "I bid you a fond farewell as I do all my guests with a gentle push down a flight of stairs. Ta Ta!"
wd40 Look, punk, I've fought giant crawling eyeballs to get this joint, and you're not going screw it up for me!	flavio John Wilkes Booth accidentally shows up a night early and is treated to a delightful performance of the ice capades.	Dante83 "A wooden nickel! I know you're not supposed to ... but... can't... control... myself... or... speak... at normal... rate."
Billy_Zoom "Feckless"... that's a good word.	Angel_Noir: "At last. I am alone. I can finally cap this screengrab of books." *CRASH!* "My DSL! But, there was time now! It's not fair!"	144b The only thing he has in the safety deposit box is three baseball cards, a buckeye & an arrowhead.
UnReality "You kids get off my nonexistent lawn!"	This space intentionally left blank.	This space intentionally left blank.