Ator
Yes, by 1975, we will all communicate by using telegraphs!
shesaidisay
cars in the wild enjoy swimming in the cool river.
cscott:
"Jason! What's that noise? Are you having a talk show in there again?" "No Ma! I'm just... uh... listening to the radio."
Dante83
"Amir, you do know it's after Labor Day, don't you? Now there you won't have 77 virgins waiting for you in Paradise."
144b
That's the way my father goes hunting. He sits on top of his truck and picks off anything that moves. Which is bad, since he goes hunting at the Walmart parking lot.
wd40
The features editor kinda left everybody flat.
Racerex
This time-machine prototype had to be scrapped when it was discovered that it would only send you back in time 7 minutes…and only to Pittsburgh.
Agent_Moldy
South Pathetic
tinaw
Violators will be tickled mercilessly.
vendo:
"real spanish fly?...I want to believe!"
screaming_fist
"My Horoscope said that butter will be in my future."
Moatas
When your laundry has to be washed its fastest
beckett
"Joadmobile!"
beckett
"Uncle Jed! We lost Granny!"
beckett
"Gee Mister...ya ever get splinters in yer dick?"
144b
"Looky here, I'm tired of having a handful a splinters." "Well, quit placing your hand up my ass then." (sorry)
da_upstart
"Wow, kinda looks like your grandma." "That's cause it *is* mah grandma, son. After she died I had her embalmbed, mummified, and drilled a hole in her back and took her on the road." "Sweeeet."
Agent_Moldy
"We represent the Lollipop Guild. Specifically, I represent the suckers, Woody represents the sticks!"
tinaw
"Dad, I'd prefer you didn't tell me about the underwear/head thing."
LV426:
Stupid damned elusive vampire! Now you've really made me cross!
MrAtomik
the night the Furniture ganged up on Bob
Angel_Noir
o/` "There's a little white dot on the grab today. It's come here courtesy of GersonK..."