gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
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crassisthename: tell us the legend of the sleeves again, padre	Matteus selling beer instead of ice cream? GENIUS!	cambria36 The Three Stooges prepare to rob a bank.
144b OoooGee, I wanted to be like Jackson Pollock and make art & they put me into the, "special class".oooOOOO	DrDemento: A penny? Yeah, ok. I think you're a cheapskate.	DrDemento: "...and then I came to realize that although I have William Katt hair, I can't fly."
Tommys Dad New York CPR: 1. Ascertain whether victim is concious. 2. Yell really loud, "GET UP BEFORE YOU FREAKIN' DIE!"	All_Moatas_All_The_Time "No sir, that's not a 'find Waldo' picture."	Dante83 "Um, this Coke isn't 'ice cold' as advertised. And it's not Coke, it's Penzoil." "Beat it kid, I'm trying to make time with your grandmother."
holenozone: "You know if I didn't have a series on television I'd be stealing your car and stripping it for parts."	Buffoon Okay, this is the worst rebus I've ever seen.	FryGirl GAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY LUCKY CHARMS ARE HAUNTED!!!!!!! Buffoon Orville Redenbacher's Wet Dream.
All_Moatas_All_The_Time Later, the space aliens were able to disguise their flying saucer and gain access to human habitations	MADD-MAXX are called "lazy bastards" Kota ...are much quieter than the ones that ARE.	da_upstart: "... Or you can run straight to Commissioner Gordon's office and use the Bat-phone to call me directly 24/7... unless I'm in the middle of my bikini waxing... "
Racerex "High Gravity Theater" presents 'The Inspector General' ....	tinaw "Welcome to our "L" Notice there is no "POO" in it. Please keep it that way."	Mr_Grant "If They Were Alive Today": Noel Coward would be trying to rhyme 'Finicula' and 'Fallujah'. Buffoon No one really understood it, but Joe's shadow figure of John Steed sneaking up on Telly Savalas was amazing.
21st_century: "What do you mean, a dump? Why, just last month, this house -- and especially this basement -- was featured in "Architectural Indigestion!"	screaming_fist In France, sometimes the family sedan can be used to look for truffles.	All_Moatas_All_The_Time A classic confrontation of the 'HardHats' vs 'Softies'