GypsySwitch:
Tired of those embarrassing alien implant scars? Sure, aren't we all?
GypsySwitch:
Too late. We're already watching the SciFi Channel.
JohnSteed
Now, I know product placement is great for movies on a tight budget, but I think this a bit too much.
Meldrick
"A boy like that, would kill your brother...sorry, wrong table."
gleeb
"Golly, another straight!": Fauntleroy reels in another table full of suckers.
144b
Katie has been seeing this guy for three weeks now.
cambria36
Bob Barker's baby photo.
Dante83
"For the last time, you look BEAUTIFUL, now will you put that compact away?!"
Moatas
A Little Known Fact: In the late '70's, a neutron bomb was created that would destroy people but leave their clothes standing
EireCat
Shiela's Garden Weasle of Displacement gave her a +3 against weeds
Taupezilla
oO"Who am I kidding...even dismembered, he'll NEVER fit in this freezer..."Oo
Taupezilla
"Hi Judy, I just came by to see Tony." "TONY?!?!? I mean, uhh, Tony? Umm...why, I haven't seen Tony all day...oh, and don't look in the freezer."
Dante83
"Dad, this isn't Disney World." "Yeah, I lied about that again." "I realize that, thanks."
Dirigo
Here we have a black hole: where God divided by zero.
144b
Go Groundskeepers! Whooo Hooo!! Chalk that line!
Moatas
When you have to engage in a fire fight to get IN to the bar, then you know its a rough place
Humoriste
Let's go see Doc Holliday and get some ben-gay for yer bursitis, Ethel.