MilkboxLarry
Via a hidden camera, it's discovered who's been writing captions in the magazines in the employees' break room...
Zonk:
Always the overachiever, Diane mixes her Tai Chi with Feng Shui and invents the first martial art interior decoration service.
posthumous:
Give me back my typewriter!...First Amendment! First Amendment!
Dirigo
"Is my face on straight?"
144b
Ellen cranks up the Lil' Kim and zones out.
GersonK
"So, you see, light is not only a particle and a wave, but also a damn fine garnish."
tinaw
Oh wow. They ran outta gas. How 'bout that now?
posthumous:
Alex Haley strikes back
gleeb
It's really a front for a male prostitution ring. Just go in and ask for "dong".
gleeb
Eugene Pallette's advances drive another young actress to nausea...
GersonK
What could be more wholesome than a game of "The Judge and the Ice Cream Parlor Countergirl"? Yeah, I guess most things could.
okiedokey:
"Why isn't this bike going anywhere?"
Moatas
"Benjimin, my boy. Just one word...Crystals"
amycamus
Oh, man, if this deleted scene from "Passion of Christ" ever finds its way off the cutting room floor...
SirSaxMan:
when the editor of "The Chronicle" kills a story, he kills the story.
TrezKu
"*pst* Hey Fido, you noticed he's picked up a few pounds?" / "Oh god yes, I swear I'm not gonna make it this time..."
Dirigo
Mom! The movie credits are fighting again!!
UnReality
"No reason, just for kicks."
gleeb
...or you're out on your ass in 1938!
wd40
Must be before the great Anheiser-Busch Wars of the mid 20th, after which, every beer is a Bud!
UnReality
"But please, drink responsibly when operating the time machine."
The_Temp
"I don't care what the comicbook says, I'm not leaping that."
cambria36
And so I said to Gracie, "Gracie, we're both dead now."
gleeb
Poopdeck Pappy makes his move...
UnReality
"It's okay, dear. If nothing else, I was satisfied."