TMBG:
We here at the SciFi channel would like to appologize for the spelling of this title, it would seem one of the writers is a 14 year old semi retarded kid.
FryGirl
Ode to a Grecian Urn...FROM HELL!!!
FryGirl
And now, back to anagram practice...tonic fun! Your turn!
FryGirl
Damn, they have my fingerprints!
FryGirl
Ever so slowly, the bowl of tomato soup made its way closer and closer to the edge of the desk and sweet, sweet freedom.
THe ReVeReND
i like to touch it right here....mmmm....
Dante83
Nice try Elmer, but we all know playing poker with bread is not as entertaining as you would have us believe.
Hinermad
Why do guitarists usually die of stress-related illness? Because they're always fretting
cambria36
Just a moment, sir. My wife's a little shy only because she's a cocker spaniel. C'mon out, honey...the boss won't bite.
GersonK
When that strip says "sanitized for your protection", you'd better believe it.
GersonK
Early seismographs were just lab guys checking off if the earth moved for them.
Tommysdad:
"Well, those panties were hardly going to raid themselves were they?"
Dante83
You want this? You want it? Then dance! Dance for it! That's right!
stilljane
and the popular moral of the story is... don't get your tail too close to the carriage
Snuffleupagus
HENRY! Did you invent something yet? You worthless bum! *Grumble, Grumble*
da_upstart
Sacaroons. The legal baby poison.
gleeb
Sacroos, now with REAL infants' blood!
144b
Jimmy wasn't a smart hood. He tried to swipe hubcaps off of bikes.
gleeb
"My God! I've developed x-ray vision!"
da_upstart
"Excuse me, sir! Sir! Do you have your hallpass?! Sir!!!" - Dr. Jacobs always forgot his glasses after lunch
Hinermad
Hey, why do I even bother with a diaper pail? I can just toss them over the side like this!
Zonk
THERE's a kid who's going to grow up with serious issues. Being raised in an immaterial extradimensional bedroom certainly didn't do ME any good...
Moatas
"No, honey. The doctor said you're dead. Now lay there and be quiet for gosh's sakes. You're making me look bad in front of the other dead people's families."
Moatas
"It was touch and go, but he pulled through anyway."
144b
We have nothing in our cash drawer larger than 150 dollars.
MissSpock:
Oh, Goddess, no! I've missed the Ice Cream Man again!
meQal
Someone is enjoying their sponge bath a little too much I see.
meQal
Sara went well into the night trying to find out the reason why people say not to put all your eggs in one basket without any conclusive findings.
Dante83
"Let's face it, it's pretty boring in space."
meQal
The secret horror behind Campbell's Chicken Soup is the fresh squeezed chicks.
cambria36
Poor ole Fred just can't get it right.....he craps in buckets and then dumps 'em down the toilet.
Agent_Moldy
Eager hopefuls painstakingly try to draw the turtle. Only a fool tries to master the pirate.
UnReality
"Jump over the lazy dog, will he? We'll just see about that, Mr. Fox!"
Dirigo
Why do they need a 'Grim Reaper Crossing' sign on their kitchen door? Is the wife's cooking that bad?
Dirigo
A plane going 125 knots leaves St. Louis and head towards Minneapolis..
gleeb
Military radio waves eschew the slack sinusoidal forms and travel at smart right angles.
cambria36
The flights are okay, but the take-offs and landings scare the shit outta ya.
cambria36
Wrigley's entry in this year's "500".
144b
A case of not enough junk in the trunk
gleeb
My God, it's full of groceries
tinaw
"I'm gonna need a bigger foot. . ."
UpSky2
Look what I found in the garbage! a dead old lady in a good wig.
Dirigo
Nathan Lane as Glenn Close.
Racerex
John Hurt in a rare "I, Claudius" outtake....
Dirigo
"The bad news is that all the vertebrae in your neck are shattered." "And the good news is?" "Who said there was good news?"