gleeb
And...in our hearts.
gleeb
Oh yeah? Well I'm the Postmaster-General, and if you don't like it, me and some of my buddies are just gonna have to get parcel post all over your ass! Dead letter, Baby!
posthumous:
This damn shoe is harder to light than an American flag.
Corporal_Clegg:
Pre-fab families now available!
Dante83
"Oh, it's the Self-Traecheotomy Channel! Turn it up."
MrAtomik
then one day Bob met the pedestal of his dreams...
Zonk
"Robot Bachelor Number Two,... if you were a soda machine, what kind of soda would you dispense?"
DaRkn3sS:
Wait a minuet...This isn't THE MOON!!!!
screaming_fist
Keanu Reeves in The Matrix: Smith Corona Wars
rickubis
Yeah, I pried it off the space shuttle to bring home and show the kinds. Why are you looking at me like that?
Agent_Moldy
"I know what they did last summer. I just don't care."
KrisTM:
"XO, that midsection has grown dangerously dense. I suggest we get out the free weights and set treadmills to full blast."
DaRkn3sS:
OOPA LOOPMAS quickly, get this man to the juicing area ASAP. He needs to be juiced!!!
shesaidisay
a streetcar named "indifference"
Astrodonna:
Your new pet is waiting for you! Go to your local Old People shelter and adopt a fogey.
Moatas
Hey, kids...Is somebody you know hooked on...chocolate milk?
Snuffleupagus
Hands of Manos Milk Drinking Contest!
Dante83
He takes snapshots of all of his railing kills and frames them.
UnReality
"Deny everything! Destroy evidence! Blame the homeless!"
GersonK
Damnit Bobby! What have we told you about looking back in anger?
gleeb
OK, get the cat, we're gonna play "Passion".
UnReality
"That punk bother you about the damn Tootsie-Roll Pop again?"
scypha
Huh? My sheet is sticking its tongue out!
wd40
The exact moment Rita Hayworth slips in to dementia, captured on America's Funniest Videos!