gleeb's little caption gallery

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GersonK
"Frank Lloyd Wright's passing water."



MirandaRamsey
"I'm insane."

gleeb
Mercantile emergency! I need a merchant, stat!

Zee
You can't even tell he wears a hair piece!

RodRocket
o/`"I'd see my wife, my Golde, looking like a flying cow with a set of purple wings, orbiting the globe all day and night...."o/`

gleeb
We were just milking!

TheDiva
WANTED: Jimmy Durante

JurassicPork
"Look again, Mrs. Calabash: Are you *sure* this isn't the man who's been stalking you all this time?"

RodRocket
"Fish... In... SPAAAAAACE!!!!"

gleeb
Dammit, where's the zero-g vodka?

TheDiva
The original version of "Spy VS Spy" was pretty dour...

elKapitan
KGB agents... OF THE PAST!!!!!

Zee
"*I* know what evil lurks in the hearts of men!"
"Like Hell! *I* know what evil lurks in the hearts of men!"
"Shut Up!"
"You shut up!"

LongLiveRock
Say you a goer aye, Nudge nudge know what I mean say no more!

elKapitan
"As Chekov would say, Child Porn is a Russian inwention."

Countess Coco
"Would you like to play with me kid?"

Zee
"Have you ever seen a grown cosmonaut naked, Billy?"

JohnSteed
"COME BACK HERE! I NEED TO SCAN YOUR PRICE!"

GlitterRock
o/` In this life, one thing counts... in the bank, large amounts ... I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, you've got to pick-a-pocket or two... o/`

Zee
...and Ed Koch as "The Capitalist""

JurassicPork
William S. Burroughs goes to the Bonneville Salt Flats, the last place on earth in which he hasn't shot up.

"Hey, Calabash, you bitch! I been lookin' all over fer ya!"

Batqueen
"Ahhh cha-cha-cha-chaaaaa!"

GlitterRock
Tonight on Poorly Researched Theater: The Stock Market Splash of 1929.

144b
And Evian stocks took a plunge after posting a second quater loss.

Cyberbeast
This is a weird remake of 'Flashdance.'

AgentMoldy
<fine print>
*All you reckless bastards can go to hell!*

LongLiveRock
We're going to use his head to make soup!

TheDiva
Daily Horiscope: Capricorn: Today would be a good day to curl up with a good book. They're high in fiber.

GlitterRock
Goat Dellamorte?

gleeb
Oh, sure blame me!

AgentMoldy
He's just cleaning all the gum off the under side of the shelves. That's right, he's a scrapegoat.

tinaw
MALDEN 3:16

DiscoBoy
"Support his nose!"

gleeb
As long as they have no interest in your business, they'll loan you money.

Agent Moldy
"Follow the gourd!"
"Follow your nose!"
"Follow the gourd!"
"Follow your nose!"

I'd like to thank everyone who capped, and I'd also like to thank Alabama Roscoe for the simple, elegant idea of adding several captions to the same image without repeating the image.
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