windsong27:
The true story behind the Headless Horseman - poor camera work, on the next Hard Copy.
posthumous:
'L'Oreal, because I'm worth it.
TyranosaurisRex
A bar room shuffle board game that got way out of hand
Moatas
"Ok, so who's in the kitchen with Dinah?"
Kota
Upon closer examination, he STILL couldn't decide if the rifle was loaded or not. (Soon he would find out, though)
da_upstart
Definitely not the way you want to see if your pistol is loaded.
144b
He's at the 20, 15, 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN, Cranes!
da_upstart
And yet another clever trap set by Wile E. Coyote mysteriously fails.
Beckett
"Pay Toilets!..I'll show them!"
STAR_GATE:
If ya want to sell a picture frame at Wal-mart, nothing beats Dave Hasselhoff wearing an eye patch picture
meQal
I remember how my Uncle Ray just loved to tell the wall off from time to time before he had to go away for a while.
Snuffleupagus
What Do We Want? "Not Sure!" When Do We Want It? "Uhh... Whenever!"
GersonKartwright
"Making fun of a man's sandwich? At long last, have you no decency?"
Beckett
"duck duck goose was his LIFE!"
crassisthename:
"what are you doing ed?" "just playing with my balls"
meQal
So Dad, tell us about that hot piece of tail I seen you with earlier today.
Bigstupid
"Why has productivity on Line 17 gone down so much?" "Come to think of it, Midge has gained about ten pounds..."
echostation
Ouch! This hurts just looking at it! The wrong way to grab nuts, no doubt about it.
da_upstart
"Rosebud, dude. Rosebud..."
tinaw
"ALL RIGHT WHO'S UP FOR AN ASS-WHIPPIN --" "No, dear, it's 'speak SOFTly'."
klutzka:
"What?! They were calling for rain today."
Moatas
"Here's a good story for all the boys and girls out there...'Once upon a time, in the land of leather, there was a woman named 'Mistress Sheila'..."
Moatas
Well, if its a 'bi-plane' I guess that means it flys out to the east coast AND the west coast
Moatas
...every Spring...
Moatas
You think trying to get a copy of your income tax return from five years ago was tough with the IRS...
scypha
Hmmm... Don't see any sexually misleading imagery here.
gleeb
OK, now just watch. I'll open the medicine cabinet and he'll be there, just saying "Hi, guy". Then you'll see I'm not crazy...
GersonK
Buzz Aldrin pops the clutch and says "eat my dust"
Beedo
Toad of Toad Hall after the plastic surgery -- but not much of it.
JurassicPork
Barbie and Ken realize the folly of setting up their dream cottage in Alamagordo.
JurassicPork
Lego Alcatraz, Clint Eastwood figurine not included.
Dirigo
Tupperware, for whenever you have the sudden urge to leave all your food in the middle of the Mojave.
Dante83
It's a slot car. Every so often you have to get out and give it a big tap to get it to keep going straight.
GersonK
"hey Mommy-O." NEXT!
