gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.


RodRocket
"Hey! There's nothing but stags in this stag movie!!"

TyranosaurisRex
How many of you boys know what a she-male is?

Gnasche
"...and...dismount"

gleeb
"Maybe if you speak in a constant flurry of malapropisms, it will endear you to the crowd." "Thanks, Joe, I'll try it!"

Hinermad
Yeah, I learned a few things on 42nd street. And I think one time it ended up on film. At least that's what the jury said.

gleeb
The kid from the Simon and Schuster colophon takes a vacation.

Racerex
Before ice-cream trucks were invented, the whole town would run out to buy treats from the farina truck.....

tinaw
"And now for something completely different: a gallery full of all original captions."

TheDiva
Don't knock it; recycling captions helps the environment.

gleeb
"Great. I'm dead, and they're talking about wheat."

YibbleGuy
"
They must take me to a specialist in Zurich."

Previously: 6/22/03 6/25/03
I'd like to thank everyone who capped, and I'd also like to thank Alabama Roscoe for the simple, elegant idea of adding several captions to the same image without repeating the image. Back the way you came.