Mr_Grant
"Get Your Kicks on Route 66" made the US Highway System sound like a swinging cocktail party, where in truth it was like an AV Club meeting.
gleeb
Well, if only people would put the plastic covers on their teachers at night, there'd be a lot less wear and tear.
da_upstart
"Hello, ma'am. I'm from the Department of Whuppin Your Kids' Ass in
Washington D.C. I believe you called earlier?..."
gleeb
"My client, Mr. Gallano, is in no way involved with the Teacher
Protection racket."
144b
I think this is the best Overdue Roundup Day that the library has ever
had.
beckett
" ...only in the real submarine the controls wont just be painted on
like this."
gleeb
Someday, I'll have a real window.
gleeb
"And you say the lab rats built this?"
beckett
" But when you're in the tub with it, you have to be really careful not
to catch your pubes in the propeller."
144b
Good, it's ready. I'll get the baking soda & you get the tub filled!
144b
Hmmm, 234? I've better cut back on the beef jerkey.
beckett
Hey Earl, roll the window down and signal a left, will ya?"
144b
D'oh! I've had the turn signal on for two weeks.
da_upstart
"Yes, I'd like to liquidate my accounts and--" <POOF!> "Hello,
Jimmy. It's me, you. I'm your older self come to warn you not to take
the money out." "..... whatdafuuuuck?..."
"Why won't you tell me what my balance is?" "We don't trust you."
Loodvig
'Eight Miles High' video?
gleeb
Airborne Pvt. Hendrix complains to flight surgeons of a purple haze all through his brain...
Hinermad
Hendrix takes another whiff of nitrous oxide, has a vision of Starland Vocal Band's "Afternoon Delight," and swears off drugs forever.
Hinermad
Cataloged as NGC-90125, this long, narrow cloud of interstellar dust and gas 6000 light years away is better known as the Pantiliner Nebula with Wings.
Matteus
Either everyone on Earth is dead or we're in Utah
gleeb
Most folks are so glad to get a good parking space, they leave the car
and walk everywhere.
flowbear
The Las Vegas strip before the invention of casinos and neon.
soultron
late at night gumby stalks his prey.
BlakHat1
"Race ya to the monolith!"
cambria36
"London Bridge is......" Well, you know.....
Snuffleupagus
Pedestrians Are Worth 50 Points!!
Moatas
"You can do it here, or do it somewhere else, but either way you're buying some Girl Scout cookies..."
da_upstart
The internet had a special, buy 4 Russian brides and get the 5th one free.
cambria36
and we screw over there in the bedroom
beckett
" I can out akimbo your ass all DAY mister!"
GersonK
"Well, back to the...." "Say it and I kill you, Jim"
Loodvig
Snowman manure is becoming a growing problem along Lake Superior...
UnReality
"Dude, how much for a dime bag of prosciutto?"
gleeb
Whoa! GOOD prosciutto!
I never eat Italian ham. (just kidding, gleeb)
gleeb
We got cappicola ham, we got braunschweiger, whachu want?
UnReality
"I don't have a problem. I can quit snorting pimento loaf anytime I like!"
gleeb
Dude, that stuff is whack! Now, I'm high on bean sprouts!
gleeb
I think you're flooding it.
Racerex
"You know, next time we can rent a BOAT to go fishing in, Earl!"
beckett
" Christ A'mighty Earl ! why'dncha tell me ya had ta pee?!"
144b
And a night in the trauma center.
beckett
" Presented by the Freaks Council"
gleeb
This was the one Gummo and Zeppo made on their own, right?