Commander_Zigg:
When Bob gets home, he enjoys watching TV and rubbing his balls.
GotMilk:
"I keep pointing and pointing, but nothing's clicking!!"
144b
Steve, it would never work out. You're a slushy drinker, and I'm an Icee drinker.
parakeetstorm:
Nobody knows your car engine quite like a cyborg. At Checkers Auto, we hire only the best.
parakeetstorm:
Eat healthily and help overturn Roe Vs. Wade at the same time
Dante83
He's flashing back to being alone. That's probably not a good date.
Moatas
Hazel and the gang at the Watership Down warren have another problem
Moatas
"Darling, if you quit honking for a moment....good, the reason he can't pull over and let you by is that he's parked."
Dante83
That garage is so pissed off right now. It's only got one purpose and the car parked at the curb is denying it.
144b
Mom always dressed us in yellow shorts. That way our weak bladders were less noticeable
UnReality
"My god, you're right! The more you eat, the more you toot!"
Dante83
"This is wonderful. Just today I woke up and thought, 'If only Cloris Leechman would show up wearing a schoolgtil uniform, she'd know what to do.'"
cappin_kirk:
My husband's favorite two things : me, and his barbeque grill
cappin_kirk:
SO THIS IS HOW YOU TURN OFF THE SCI FI LOGO
144b
Well, you see. I've been plotting the course of the whole planet though the study of prime numbers & bear lard.
UnReality
Jim Henson's "The Prisoner" Babies
UnReality
"Aha! Just as I suspected! It's actually a chifforobe!
keyz88:
Ask your doctor if Rohypnol is right for you ...
echostation
"It makes me more aerodynamic."
Moatas
After riding his horse a mile, Bob decided that riding 'sidesaddle' wasn't for him, but he did keep the skirt
cambria36
Outsingin' a tuba ain't as easy as it looks, Buster!!!
UnReality
Failed Supervillain #378: The Salutatorian
TheRatfink:
Coming up next on Crossing Over....An older Bobby Cindy Marcia and Jan try to contact the late Mike Brady to ask who really broke Moms prized vase.
FryGirl
Eeew, time to change those underpants, doncha think?
