HanoverF:
Upon meeting any alien life form, Kirk's first instinct was to stick it down his pants...
parakeetstorm:
"Captain, can I try your Dick Tracy watch next?"
HanoverF:
Welcome back to the Federation's favorite game show, Red Shirt Russian Roulette...Place your bets.
HanoverF:
"Yo, Adrian... highly illogical." ....NEXT!
FryGirl
...amazingly enough, he also beat himself senseless with several police flashlights while he was handcuffed to the toilet in his cell! Imagine THAT!
FryGirl
Here comes the bride, all dressed in pink, open up the windows and let out all the stink. HA!
gleeb
There just isn't a lot of call for bridal/mourning dresses.
FryGirl
"You know what this party needs? Chicks!"
gleeb
I'll put it to you straight, stranger. I think you're Adolphe Menjou.
UnReality
"Are we gonna have sex or not? This tux is rented by the hour."
FryGirl
"You know what this cell needs?" "Chicks?" "Cafe curtains."
UnReality
"What're you in for?" "Ambience."
Mr_Grant
"OK. But next time, _I_ get to be Jon Voight."
CheckmateKing2:
"Don't even think about it, Otis. You wouldn't look good with red hair."
dscully:
The Million Stick-Man-On-The-Bathroom-Door March took place outside a greyhound station, protesting for cleaner work environments.
SecretariatOnAMotorcycle
The duck, the deadliest of all creatures stalks his prey.
amycamus
Famous composer of "In the Hall of the Mountain Fuhrer."
Dirigo
I think they ran out of the letter 'U'.
Dirigo
They've stolen Paul Bunyan's violin!
fut
...oO(How am I ever going to get this under my chin)Oo...
Halfmech:
Dave discovered new heights of delight when he discovered his date's fetish was looking at Paul Mitchell products.
posthumous:
Now with more things to get your nuts caught in.
Halfmech:
...presented in the new "picture frame" format, which combines the fallacies of both "fullframe" and "letterbox" while diminishing all of their benefits! Bravo!
Hinermad
The doctor said I have to hold my head this way so the lump will flatten out.
144b
Can you see behind me? That's my blindspot. Ha Ha!! Get it, blindspot? Ahh, what do you know 'bout being funny?
SecretariatOnAMotorcycle
My favorite architectural style - Mission Impossible.
amycamus
"Somehow I don't think we're in business class anymore."
amycamus
.oO(Oh crap - there's that guy I stole the shoelace from...)
psychomorph
.oO Did I leave the range on...?
Hinermad
"Look, son - go back east, where you belong." "But I want to stay. I can make a difference. This town needs a lawman." "Look at these people, Marshall. Most of 'em will be dead of stupidity in a month."
Hinermad
SFX: "...be HEALED in the name of JEEE-sus! I COMMAND you DEMON to COME OUT!" Title fade in: "Prepare yourself for THE PREACHER ROM THE BLACK LAGOON!"
eenveezeebleman:
I agree, masquerade parties are a total drag. We don't dress for them either...
