Annakie
Grandpa struggles with a bout of late-onset Torgoism.
NurseNoir
"Right here. Yup, that's where the aliens drilled a hole, put in a
straw and sucked out my brain. Oh, yeah- this is also where they stuffed
my skull with cotton candy."
rickubis
There's something wrong with my brain, but I can't put my finger on it.
gleeb
Remember, don't try and diagnose yourself. Consult a licensed
phrenologist.
Quatermains_mistress
Meanwhile, outside Ted
Kaczynski's Hermit Shack-o-Love . . .
Indomitus
"Wooo-hooo!! The carpool lane rocks!!"
Amon
"We're not getting enough lift. We need another guy on this bike."
UnReality
It's comforting to know that, even in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, there will be bicycle-riding acrobats.
144b
Meanwhile, The Daliy Worker trys to scoop Grit as the nations least readweekly paper.
144b
From the makers of Finding Nemo Crash the sea tuttle is TJ Hooker! Righteous!Righteous!!!
gleeb
Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon and Ben Hogan in "Sand Trap Bingo"
144b
I don't think Tiger Woods ever made a beach movie, do you?
Mercutio_Jones
o/' Lord, how long can this go on? o/'
gleeb
2001: the series looked at life for Dave Bowman inside the monolith. Most episodes dealt with Dave, his wife Shirley, and the wacky neighbor star-baby Larry.
gleeb
Using lemon-pledge-flavored table treats, Sally was able to train her coffee table to do many tricks.
rickubis
I don't know why, but it plesures me greatly to carress this box.
Hinermad
"Watch out Tim! there's a.... too late!" The live-action version of Space
Invaders claims another life.
Racerex
".....ahhh, WMD, you ask? Well .... I ..... let me sing you something from HMS Pinafore instead."
gleeb
I have an important announcement about the war. But first, a song. o/ Old man river, That old man river...o/
".....ahhh, WMD, you ask? Well .... I ..... let me sing you something from HMS Pinafore instead."
gleeb
I have an important announcement about the war. But first, a song. o/ Old man river, That old man river...o/
Hinermad
Dr. Pavlov was inspired to test his theory of conditioned response by his assistant, Natasha, who caused him to drool every time she bent over to clean the dog's cage.
Dr. Pavlov was inspired to test his theory of conditioned response by his assistant, Natasha, who caused him to drool every time she bent over to clean the dog's cage.
gleeb
"$100 or the cops get the negatives."
GersonK
Sniffing crayons is just a gateway to sniffing other waxes.
TheDiva
This is the WORST version of "Othello" I've ever seen...
YibbleGuy
Superhero Zinnia-Man had very little success with his attempts to fight crime with giant flowering annuals.
GreyZombie
The Human Torch VS The Listerine Avenger
Dita DuPave
FEAR MY MINTY FLAVOR!!!
LongLiveRock
I will destory He-Man!
Dita DuPave
I will destroy the Thundercats!
RodRocket
"I will destroy the Power Rangers!"
gleeb
I will get my face retouched with rust-oleum!
GlitterRock
"Are You there, God? It's me, DOOM."
MrfnordTim
I wonder how many guys in this movie are going to thump 'er.
gleeb
"Bambi": Hands of Fate
JurassicPork
...with a special appearance by Elmer Fudd, as the lovable hunter who blew her mother's head off.
Nyssa23
Well, she *does* have a nice white tail.
gleeb
"My angina! Quick, get my nitroglycerin pills!"
"Ah! Stop using big words! My brain hurts!"
JurassicPork
The Defiant Ones Go To Hawaii.