BlakHat1
"HEY! There's no TEA in these TEACUPS! You tryin' to pull a fast one on me, KID?!?"
amycamus
"And *I* say we stand united, and prevent those scab elves from entering the tree until Keebler management guarantees a fair contract!"
amycamus
Rick Santorum's greatest fears realized.
flavio
"Man, what happened last night?"
gleeb
The turtle was smug, until Fred got his stepladder...
LauraPowers
Neither a cone nor an island. Discuss.
flavio
oO I wish I could poop chocolate cake
YingYang
"Come on, son. You know I need to hollow you out and turn you into a dummy. Be a team player, okay?"
Forkboy
"I have created a grand army of the republic. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have cloned Gomer Pyle."
E_B_A
"Yeah... it was difficult, but I finally bagged me that pesky Snuggles Bear... made me the left arm for this here jacket... bouncy soft, too..."
cambria36
To become an Eagle Scout, you must be able to pitch a pretty good tent.
tinaw
S'more factories order graham crackers in bulk.
gleeb
My God, they've got that lumber stacked up like dead bodies!
rickubis
Here is where the murder occurred. According to the evidence, Jane Doe, the golden-haired victim, was surprised in bed and torn to shreds by 3 bears.
Buffoon
Someday.... Someday, Synchronized Bowling will be an Olympic sport.
gleeb
George Shearing goes bowling.
144b
Snatch the ball from my hand, young grasshopper.
144B
I told you to get some gas, did you listen to me? Nooooo!
Shut the f**k up!
elKapitan
The Leftover Stuff
gleeb
"You figure them aliens got any change?"
The Diva
Grumpy Old Defiant Ones
elKapitan
"Well, just as long as they don't steal any of our cans, I'm fine with it."
Shockeye
"How ya gonna get the squeege up there?"
YibbleGuy
"Hi. I'm Margaret ... and I'm an Anal-Retentive Alcoholic."
"HI Margaret."
"Until yesterday, it had been 433 days since I had to carefully read the instructions on the bottle before having a drink ...."
Cyberbeast
*whispering* We've replaced Will's regular morning cup of coffee with an alien invasion force, let's see if he can tell the difference.
Mr_Grant
The Gallery of Remarkable Powerpoint Slides, the Louvre.
gleeb
The Power of Christ will compel the demons to go, but the power of your new Hart, Shaffner & Marx cassock will compel them to stay!
144b
And Davey Jones gets ready for his date with Mashia Brady. I'll pop that bird's cherry, mates?!
Hinermad
You've seen the lemon-powered clock? Meet the potato flashlight!
gleeb
Boxing matches?
TyranosaurisRex
Those clever Swiss have integrated a secret code into their cheese.
gleeb
Posing as a Jacquard loom, I made my way into the Museum of Technology...
Steve_Reeves
"I have in my hand a document proving that the Nigra an' the Jew are members of the Communist Party!"
"Which ones's?"
"A man named Darnell Mashburn and one named Herschel Abromovitz, why?"
tinaw
At long last, we see Gray Zombie observing his own underwear. . .
GlitterRock
"Mind if I have my duckie?"
"Um... if it would make you more confortable."
"Thanksh. C'mere Tina, duckie."
Dita DuPave
"You're wearing that?!"
gleeb
What do you mean 'They've already casht Teahoushe of the Augusht Moon'?"
JohnSteed
Some people just should not go with the Bruce Lee haircut.
GlitterRock
.oO I think I'm turning Japaneshe. I think I'm turning Japaneshe. I really think sho Oo.
Coakley
.oO(Lord, I feel shilly.)Oo.
tinaw
"And don't forget to feed the cats."
"Will do."
*kiss*
Dita DuPave
I'm hungry for jell-o for some reason.
tinaw
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
TheLurker
The Joel Vs. Mike thing gets out of hand...
tinaw
It seems we have something in common Mr. Bond -- we like to stroke pussies. . ."
(Oh come on! Look you didn't see that one a mile away!)
BlakHat1
"Would you like to pet my bunny, Mr. Bond?"
"Pusshy."
"I'm trying to take over the world! Of COURSE I'm PUSHY!"
tinaw
Blofeld's wah-wah pedal.
jjcourtright
I'll kill you yet Bond...With my sewing machine...Bwah hah hah!
JohnSteed
"Now, James what ever gave you the idea that I would come back in a later movie and try to kill you?"
Commodore Schmidlapp
Pardon me sir, I hate to be a rude guest, but do you realize that you have no neck?
GlitterRock
With Sex You Get Eggroll