gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.


Racerex
Joe was under the delusion that if he bought an English sports-car, Diana Rigg would go for country drives with him...
beckett
" God Damn Kids! STAY OFF THE FREAKIN' SIDEWALK!"
Racerex
Sam, a dyslexic college-student, thought he was studying for a final on Ovid.....
144b
George is a sadistic farmhand. He likes to stomp on baby chicks. He ain't been right since they took off Hee Haw.
gleeb
Well, I'm OK while the corn lasts, but then those bastards are gonna turn on me.
teambanzai
In an attempt to cut corners for the upcoming Easter holiday Ted started slipping Acid into his feed to see if he could get the eggs to come out colored.

MrAtomik
You better get cracking Bob, that milk isn't gonna drink itself you know... I put some gin in it, so hurry before the milk curdles
RodRocket
FORGOTTEN 1908
butteredtoast
Relaxing saturdays at home, the daughters out laying down the new driveway...

GlitterRock
 "Mmmm. Good chicken-head...."
Sidesk
"Ha! I bet you miss, wimp!"
JurassicPork
"This is for Ratso Rizzo."

DoktorD
The Man in the Grey Flannel Pajamas

Forkboy
"See Spot run. Run Spot, run. See Dick and Jane play with the big red ball. This is AWESOME! I wonder what those crazy kids'll do next!"
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Why so few captions this time? Well, gleeb has spent much of the past few days taking an MSF course. The upshot being that he will, following some paperwork and whatnot, be licensed by the State of Maryland to operate motorcycles. Good-bye public transit!
Previously:6/22/03 6/25/03 6/28/03 7/1/03 7/6/03 7/9/03 7/13/03 7/16/03
I'd like to thank everyone who capped, and I'd also like to thank Alabama Roscoe for the simple, elegant idea of adding several captions to the same image without repeating the image.