Mercutio_Jones
The Mark of Dyslexic Zorro!
gleeb
First, find out what country you're in. Remember not to immigrate to that country...
cambria36
Subtitle: "Find A Shallow Spot On The Rio Grande"
UnReality
The Pinkeye of Sauron
GersonK
subtitled "We'll buy you a new dog, already."
FryGirl
Meanwhile, in Mr. Mooney's office...
144b
But Judge? These gals told me they was 18, I swair!?
jildo
The Johnsons and the Smiths get together for their weekly mock trial.
FryGirl
"I'm sick and tired of seeing your alcohol-fueled exploits in the tabloids! Look at this! LOOK AT IT!"
gleeb
Come on! Give Mark Trail a little kiss!
tinaw
"Cool! Massacre photos! Take a look!"
Hinermad
In extreme cases, a swat across the snout with a newspaper will discourage begging at the table. However, the best prevention is to service your wife regularly so she won't have to beg.
UnReality
Ceci n'est pas un pipe.
gleeb
Jean-Pierre Rampal hits the skids...
Mr_Grant
Jean Pierre Rampal's brief and addictive flirtation with "grunge flute".
tinaw
o/' Just an eyedrop of black tar helps the memory go down. . .o/'
gleeb
Need a pop star-turned-movie star? Drop on by the Marky Market. 10% off if you dress like Peter Lorre!
Mr_Grant
Too complicated already.
Agent_Moldy
"Scissors: Gift From God, or Spawn of Satan?"
Mr_Grant
"Cutting Inside The Lines, with Frank DeFord."
gleeb
Simplicity: Simple patters for simpletons since 1904!
tinaw
Slutwear in 3 easy steps!
screaming_fist
The germans were not that popular in the 1944 Tour de France
da_upstart
"Son... I'm *really* sorry I had sex with your girlfriend." "But, dad, she
was 13." "Yeah, well... at least I confirmed she wasn't a virgin like she
said, lemme tell you."
cambria36
Lili St. Cyr's act used to take 7 hours.
144b
And then smoking in bed, in the dark. Basking in the afterglow of having
good, hot 6.
gleeb
But don't expect him to answer to that. He's still a bit miffed about the
kidnapping and constant "Why did you resign?" questions.
144b
Man, that'sa simple phone number to remember?
cambria36
Them 7. They 5.
gleeb
The Easter Bunny's delivering them!
Zee
"... we're giving away new Ford Cars. Well, that about wraps it up..."
wd40
Because we can't sell these rolling napalm deathtraps . . .
UnReality
AKA yelling
tinaw
"Darnit! Now we can't summon the Devil!"
UnReality
"One more costly cable modem line and our dark lord Lucifer shall arise! Arise!"
gleeb
Phone tree for geometers.
BStarr13
Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
tinaw
Uncle M! Auntie Moneypenny!
Hinermad
Yeah, come on... come on.. Daddy needs a new trailer! Come on, a little closer..... BINGO!
gleeb
Ha! Missed me again, Jehovah!
Soozcat
Never seen so many baking soda volcanoes.
MrAtomik
The Chamelibrarian has the uncanny ability to blend in with its
surroundings, as we can see here... or can we?
144b
And then, they ate my pony.
da_upstart
The ghetto in the Tron universe
144b
Can't you see? It's no longer about you and me and the doorknobs! It's a
nationwide crusade!