TyranosaurisRex
"I
just pissed in my owners shoes." "Yeah, me
too."
YibbleGuy
A remake of "In The Heat Of
The Night" performed entirely by cats.
Datazoid1701:
Your wicked Stepmother IS your Fairy Godmother in
Schizophrenicella.
icabod:
Ow! you're not even aiming for the dart board, are you?
cscott:
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on... hey, wait a
minute, I am a doctor... not a medical doctor, but... uh... what
am I trying to sell again?..."
cscott:
"Oddly enough, I actually AM a doctor... but on tv I play
a wacky janitor, who runs an orphanage for gifted street kids, in
south LA..."
cambria36
Holy
shit...my FEET are missing.
Hinermad
"Can you
keep a secret?" "Sure, Ed. What's up?" "I have
a problem with my wife. I, uh, go off early a lot." "I
see. Any idea what sets it off?" "Yeah, just thinking
about her makes me.... awww, dang!"
Hinermad
What
a beautiful dog! Too bad she'll have to be put to sleep after
Labor Day. Fashion rules, after all.
meQal
cues
Chairots of Fire theme
Beckett
"I'll be
damned... I guess I DO have a dog in this race."
Hinermad
Take
a Greyhound to Cleveland? I can't even catch it!
MAD
MAX
Stop calling me Wilbur or I'll shoe-horn you into a
bottle of Elmer's glue...
ed_209:
"You're a red shirt, lad! Shame on ye! Now stand up and
die like a coward!"
rickubis
Do
whatever it says! It's got a pistil!
Beckett
"
And then they never call you up....MEN!"
gleeb
In
extreme cases, they slaughter the oxen first, then shoe
them.
shanky
"So , don't piss these men off?"
shanky
"Wrigley
Field?"
Beckett
"
Mess with me and I'll bring a screamin' baby to your house!"
jildo
You
know, that creepy guy seems to enjoy milking us a lot more than he
should..
Datazoid1701:
Mark Twain is worried about Huck Finn not getting enough steam
power to fire the Torpedoes at the Bismarck. Still, the Prune
Danish was tasty this morning.
posthumous:
How do you flush this thing?
LauraPowers
So
there are people who really do raise the roof.
