Moatas
"Hey, is shooting Lincoln supposed to be in this play?"
FryGirl
Harassing wildlife is fun!
144b
I'll tell you when I've has enough, beer monkey! Keep pouring!
Zee
"Are you now or have you ever been a poorly lit communist?"
y_u_i_otta
Back in the days of the WPA, men were used to form road blocks and sometimes even as substitutes for signage, giving oral directions or pointing out directions to travelers.
gleeb
Thor smites Loki, this week on Jim Henson's Asgard Babies.
amycamus
Very rare photograph of the only time William S. Burroughs ever shopped for
vegetables.
gleeb
The Upturned Brim District, for all your 55-year-old bachelor needs....
psychomorph
Naw, Lance Armstrong doesn't use any drugs....
144b
Alright, troops! We have big job to do tonight, It's a double header against the Mets. Ad you know what that means. A lot of you won't be coming back.
beckett
" If I ever find the guy with the short dick who keeps messing up my wax job, I'm gonna throttle him!"
jildo
No, men! We must look more dowdy and doughy!
gleeb
The League of Frighteningly Ordinary Gentlemen.
bobbyjoe
There's no use hiding, we know your in there, give it up Lindbergh Baby
carbonbased
"She's just about to climax. Get ready to break it down."
Fliegenmaus
"Open up in there - we've got a nice chair to deliver!" / "Isn't this your apartment, sir?"
gleeb
"Uh, Sarge? That's the closet." "Ya think I don't know that? That houndstooth's a killer, I tells ya!"
MilkboxLarry
And thus the phrase, "copping a feel" was invented...
gleeb
Joe Pesci IS Elizabeth Cady Stanton IN "Stanton and Anthony: Suffrage Cops", next on Poorly Researched Theatre.
blitzkrieg1701:
The king of the little people rides by in the background, hoping no one will notice
Zee
"Oh no! I dropped my favorite grain of sand!"
TheDiva
So I'm marooned. Great, that's just great...
BurkeDevlin:
Tonight (Saturday??) on Tuesday Declassified: The Man Without a Face... Revealed (not that that reveals much)
KirkShatner:
Immediately after causing the star to go nova, one of the scientists involved was quoted as saying "Ooops."
Fliegenmaus:
"Now, I just pretend I don't have herpes! I've got more sores than Job, but I'm happy."
gleeb:
Call me "Kato" again and there'll be morals in your stool!
gleeb:
Yeah, I'm upset that I mistyped "molars" as "morals" too...
gleeb:
At this point, even Mark Rothko admitted he was just getting lazy
Fliegenmaus:
EQUALS! The brand new reality show about a house filled with mathematicians
Fliegenmaus:
His favourite character on Days Of Our Lives just got killed off
gleeb:
"I'm all out of camomile tea? NOOOOOO!!!!!"
Matteus:
The FBI has to ask mommy to leave the yard light on 'cause they get scared camping in the yard.
samjacinto:
And people without possibilties are forever cursed to the dark regions.
YibbleGuy
. o O "I don't care if Marilyn Chambers IS behind there ... it's gonna be a bitch to break in." O o .
AgentMoldy
He'd been in some harrowing adventures in his time, but never in his worst nightmares did he ever think he'd get stuck in the Windows 'rivet' wallpaper.
JohnSteed
Hey, control the stream pal. You don't want that all over your pants.
GlitterRock
*bang bang*
"Good sturdy walls. Nice security system. Atomic core's looking up to speed. This is a high-quality supervillain lair -- I'll take it!"
Coakley
"¡El Mago no está en!"
gleeb
The great doors slammed to. Boom. The bars of iron fell into place inside. Clang. The gate was shut. Sam hurled himself against the bolted brazen plates and fell senseless to the ground. He was out in the darkness. Frodo was alive but was taken by the Enemy.
AgentMoldy
"What would Jesus do? Come, let us ask Him."
*Turns around* "So? What would you do?"
"Hmmm...yeah, I'd probably go ahead and get the comprehensive coverage. Just getting liability is all that's required, but comprehensive is so much better, for the money. But hey, that's just my opinion."
JohnSteed
"Trust me, I'm vaguely Charlie Sheen!"
BlakHat1
It's a tango gone horribly wrong!
BlakHat1
You know you're an alcoholic when you think "I could use a drink" WHILE YOU'RE DRINKING!
Coakley
Must be one of those PUMATs I've heard so much about. I'll go with the cast of "Guns of Navarone": Gregory Peck, Anthony Quinn and David Niven.
tinaw
.oO How on earrth did ah end up in a Shpanish shoap operra? Oo.
AgentMoldy
Lee Marvin IS -- drinking heavily.
GlitterRock
.oO Is it better to be more evil, or more sexy? More evil is better I think.... Oo.
gleeb
.oO Why do women not believe me when I say I'm single? Oo.
AgentMoldy
.oO{Uh-oh...pocket protector tingling...}Oo.
From the creators of Action Librarian comes Ted Fredericks: Super Accountant.
LongLiveRock
Son, are you on drugs?
Zee
This doctor always looks like he just woke up after a bender.