gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
Notice: Updates may be irregular, delayed, or non-existant during these  three weeks (7/26/03  - 8/17/03), as gleeb takes his annual vacation.
By the way, I've noticed that this page is indexed by Google. If you came here looking for Monkees stuff, you might try this.

carbonbased "You have the right to remain jolly. If you give up this right..." 144b Mr. Claus? Are you now or have yu ever been a menber of the Communist party? Matteus Heil Ho Ho Ho Hitler!	RodRocket "And hey, Happy Chakakhan to all youse Jews, too!" mistie406 *sigh* Al showing off his titanium codpiece again. I hate him! carbonbased Fortunately, the codpiece fad lasted only a few weeks in 1958.	TurkeyVolGuessingMan 0Oo "dammit. still no fish in this creek. just more of these weird shiny rocks..." gleeb Come on fishies, come get your oatmeal! wd40 The scientific bulimic always checks his effulence to make sure the calories are expunged!
wd40 True beleivers can see from this photographic evidence that the Earp Brothers, tools of the greedy developers, murdered the bucolic and pleasently rural Clanton Social Club members.	gleeb Always sober up before laying out the streets. YibbleGuy They kept showing Gertrude Stein this map, but she still insisted that "There is no there there." gleeb There is so a there there. It's right there! So there!	gleeb Turn-ons: bamboo, pandas who sleep a lot, and bamboo. Turn-offs: red pandas, pushy Chinese officals, and Stephen Jay Gould.
144b Now, that's art! mistie406 Diamond Diana, ogled by mixed-up zombies and FEELTHY PEEGS nationwide. TyranosaurisRex Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? gleeb "I'm not bad, I'm just...OK, Charlie, ya got me, I am bad." Matteus her legs are sausage packed YibbleGuy Her ass-mottling indicates that she's the same species as Dax in "Deep Space Nine."	144b The townpeople gather for the 2:00 stoning. gleeb A large crowd comes to appreciate the finer points of interpretive hopscotch...	HoneyT Wait a minute...is it "See no evil" first, or "Hear no evil"? HoneyT oO You're dead, Charlton Heston. You're MINE. Oo
Matteus only at SilverfishLand!	mistie406 Ride the Pukatron! HoneyT Ride the Sandy Duncan Lost Eye! gleeb Ride the Giant Sky Nipple!	gleeb Three solid hours of Fred Astaire sitting on his ass. mistie406 That's what Britney Spears does. Matteus A.K.A. Nude Falling Down A Staircase
FryGirl How to take a pine tree hostage.	Zee Whtimancam	elKapitan .oO(There must be some way I can steal his hair......)Oo.
144b Hey, where's the Beeman's chewing gum at? They stopped making it, Gramps. After all those deaths. beckett " Oh no Mr. Johnson, we HATE liver, but Larry likes to do some very sick things with it."	UnReality "Shh! The chairs are sleeping."	gleeb It's so conservative, it's restricted.
Dankerella: Dude, where's my car...wallet, keys, high school diploma, job, life, girlfriend, ex-wife, dog, and beer?	gleeb The annual Harvey Day Parade. Hinermad Ever since stealth technology was invented, military parades have been much more boring.	This space intentionally left blank.