cambria36
Did
my pants get back from the cleaners?
tinaw
"REAL heroes don't
wear pants. Enclosing one's balls weakens one's power."
beckett
"When
Amish attack."
gleeb
The Whos go to war!
tinaw
"Never
you mind how I can see out of this helmet, young man!"
rickubis
At
first, stroking the kitten relaxed him, and he began to forget
about his stress. Then, he remembered, and...well, it was bad for
the kitten.
Joshua_the_samurai
Midget
Prostitutes were often abused in the old
west.
kingcrim
"My...what
a BIG pocket protector you have....hmm"
FryGirl
"Say,
Mr. Whipple...I'm a little short on cash this week, and I was
wondering...what else do you enjoy squeezing?"
144b
Check
it out, a flashlight designed by Louis C. Tiffany
windsong27:
First thing I did every graduating from grade school was to
show Sister Mary Ursula what the back of MY hand felt like.
amycamus
Unidentified
Flying Chafing Dish.
gleeb
Worst
"Waiting for Godot" ever.
Datazoid1701:
Emergency! MY cappuccino machine is
DOWN! This is NOT a drill. My cappuccino
machine is DOWN!
Agent_Moldy
Where
does not peeing in the punch bowl fit in to this?
tinaw
Why they all tryin to
keep the Silver Stroller down?
gleeb
Late
into the night, ACTION LIBRARIAN reads Lynne Truss, Strunk &
White, and other devotional works...
TMBG
.oO what did my lovely
Cindy write in my yearbook? I'm an ass? Now that she's popular
she's dumping me???? HAVE A GREAT SUMMER?!?!?! Oo.
Snuffleupagus
Tally
me tomato man!
GersonK
"What'd
you get on number three?" "Mustard." "You have
to stop eating during quizzes."
GersonK
The
old sliderule through the head. It used to kill at the IEEE
meetings
Dante83
"The term 'double
breasted' should not inspire such immature behavior students."
*snicker* "He said it again!"
TMBG
As
you can clearly see, the answer was Mustard! and only one person
got it right!
GersonK
Well,
that's what Mrs_Grant told me.
Dante83
"Lotus Long.
That's not what his GIRLFRIEND SAYS!" "Lotus Long is a
woman" "Hey, shut up!"
gleeb
Whoa! Our Asian lead will
be played by an actual Asian-American? What, were Warner Oland and
Peter Lorre sick?
gleeb
Assimilation
isn't always a smooth journey: "Do you have Sun Yat-Sen in a
can?"
UnReality
"It's Prince
Albert. And he sounds pissed!"
GersonK
"Bah.
Fishing reels are too complicated these days. When I was a lad
we'd just take a stick, tie some string to it, and beat the fish
senseless."
YingYang
Ironside
Jokingly Healthy
tinaw
FRIAR'S
CLUB ALREADY LOOKING FOR HIS REPLACEMENT
Hinermad
Grand Poobah in
Hospital
gleeb
John
Cage's minimalist gamelon.
TyranosaurisRex
Lionel Hampton:
The early years
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