gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back they way you made it? Write gleeb.
Notice: Updates may be irregular, delayed, or non-existant during these  three weeks (7/26/03  - 8/17/03), as gleeb takes his annual vacation.
By the way, I've noticed that this page is indexed by Google. If you came here looking for Monkees stuff, you might try this.

cambria36 Why am I thinking of Dinah Shore right now?	Agent_Moldy "I say, Millicent, this is the worst taxi service ever! I swear we just keep going around in circles! And what's with all those children going up and down on horses who keep following us?" gleeb Madam, if you're offended by smoking, you're free to go to a bar-room! Hinermad Fred would go down to the INS office and offer hopeful immigrants jobs as diamond smugglers. Those that said they already -were- diamond smugglers he'd immediately rob.	UnReality The Old Man, the Sea, and Bob from Accounting
TyranosaurisRex 4. Sharpen arrows.	NurseNoir Oh boy... back to the dolls... gleeb See, it's easy. You just make a loop, and then the other end goes around it... (from "Are you ready to tie your shoes?") Hinermad "So, you think you two are ready for marriage?" "Oh, heck no! But our kids are." MilkboxLarry "...and then you roll it down like this." "Uh, sir, why are you showing us how to roll a joint?" "Aren't you here for the 'Are You Ready For Cannabis?' seminar?"	144b Ah, the smell of Old Spice, Vitalis & flop sweat filled the gym as the prom stepped into high gear.
gleeb: Be alarmed. Be very alarmed. No, wait....be alert, no...be on guard, no...be amused, definately not...	MaxKeller: I don't think anybody in this room knows how to use a toliet. gleeb: Geena, honey, that's the clothes hamper....	Hinermad The School Portrait of Dorian Gray
Datazoid1701: The Head Injury Annonymous meeting will begin now. "Hello, my name is...is, uh... and I am a, a, uh, uh..."	Beckett " Sod the wireless, Jenkins! I'm sitting right here!" GersonK "Ed." "yeah, Ned." "Don't we have to be with the police to issue APB's?" gleeb "Dangit, kid, why don't I ever get to work the radio?" "Because last time you started a hotel fire." Loodvig "Where the hell did I put my double fried loose pork sandwich?"	tinaw It's 15 o'clock! Back to the slave mines!
UnReality "Well, traffic's pretty light out there today, folks. I guess that genetically engineered plague that's been sweeping the nation's finally caught up with us, so it's smooth sailing all the way."	UnReality "With your host, Lady Macbeth.'	Yazzin: Look haaaaaaaarder. Yazzin: Surgeon General's Warning: This is your lung, smoker. MaxKeller: OK guys, heres what I've found out; They're searching for their satellite signal, so we should just stand by. delany: one of the weaker x-files.