gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
By the way, gleeb reserves the right to correct spelling errors and remove parenthetical comments from captions. Want it back the way you made it?
Write gleeb.
By the way, I've noticed that this page is indexed by
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Datazoid1701
Yes, here it is. A way I can cram even more Hertz Rental Cars in.


MirkwoodLodge
Meanwhile, at the Annual Stopwatch Convention...



MirkwoodLodge
"As you can see, it's an older model, but it has very low mileage..."


Snuffleupagus
.... saayy...how would you like to help me create a master race?


YingYang
"Don't mind me or my enormous natural breasts....Lalalala"
gleeb
"You see, if we travel 3.2 parsecs due up..." .oO God, will he never notice? How obvious do I have to be? Oo.
teambanzai
.oO(Oh man there she goes again leaning over and thrusting those lushes beauties in my face. Baseball, baseball, Rosie O'Donnel naked there that did it.
Hinermad
ERROR 601 CAPTION OVERLOAD. Core dump follows: "Playtex makes space suits now?" "Cyborg Sid's oil pressure just went up 30 psi." "Fembot, schmembot!" "Boobs in zero G are just too distracting!"


YingYang
Oh, look. A Linda Tripp exhibit at the Clinton Museum...



144b
Baby, when you're a crossing guard, you never know when you're number's up.


YingYang
"Honey, if that skirt gets any shorter you're gonna need two hairdos."


ArchHallJr
The REAL Kitty Carlisle.



amycamus
Despite the ostensible grumpiness, he's STILL gonna bust out singing in Urdu.


Matteus
they had to redo this shot because someone'd painted a smiley face on the back of his head.


Dante83
The calls are coming from inside the telephone!



Hinermad
Timmy the Transit Bus was sad because he couldn't go into the museum with the other people. "No matter," he thought. "I'll just kill them with carbon monoxide when they come back out."


Beckett
"Tell that asshole in the motorboat to go around!"



carbonbased
If Norman Rockwell painted "Nighthawks"


GotMilk:
M-m-microsoft is *people*???? NOOOOOOO!


gleeb:
Matthew Broderick as the riot cop who has a wholly other religious conversion in "Pull My Finger, O Lord"


UnReality
"I can get killed by my house from here!"



jammer427
It must've been "Bring Your Capybara to Work" Day.


Dante83
The credits are sneaking back in!
gleeb
Coffee? But I'm a crazed loner with a gun! Don't I get a hamburger sammich?
Racerex
"Hey, waitress, come back. This is java, and I specifically ordered joe!"

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I'd like to thank everyone who capped, and I'd also like to thank Alabama Roscoe for the simple, elegant idea of adding several captions to the same image without repeating the image.