gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
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tinaw "Put down the camera and drive!"	Dita DuPave Based on a fictional story. tinaw "Darnit the limo isn't here!! Mooooooooom, can you drive us?" gleeb OK, Cinderelly, we're takin' you for a ride, see?	144b I'll grinde ye bones to make me bread! Whatya know? You're pumpernickle!
AbortionIsMurder: Are your doctor's hands too cold?	KirkShatner: Yeah, I know this is the 21st century and all, but what I'm saying is, an angry mob without pitchforks and torches just doesn't seem right.	Datazoid1701: I'm fining you fifty dollars for failure to unhook your thumbs from pants' pockets within the legal allotted time.
gleeb: "I am the Lorox, I speak for the fish! For the fish have no tongues!"	MajorDereks: "Damnit! We need a little TV telling us the status of our TVs!" "Yessir!"	TurkeyVolGuessingMan Pepperidge Farm remembers. And it knows where you live! WEIRD_1 The split rail crop is looking very good this year Groobeeguy Lassie, Timmy is caught in the barn with Grandpa!!! gleeb Well, maybe we can encourage the cows not to go up there...
Groobeeguy THe Vortex hour wuth Jessie White.... TurkeyVolGuessingMan The Time Tunnel with Mr. Whipple! gleeb "Shakespeare!": "Full fathom five thy father lies, agitated by our patented action until he's a brilliant white! It's a sea change in laundry!" Buffoon Trust me. You give your wife a Whirlpool as a present, you're a dead man.	MrAtomik Yogi's Armoire	gleeb The Whirlpool washer was found guilty of treason, and sent into the Phantom Zone... MrAtomik Franklin... FRANKLIN! Angel_Noir Great, they delivered the washing machine! I guess the Phantom Zone is getting cozier by the day.
Bros "Now we'll see who wins the sand castle contest this year."	evetsggod then i slooshied the lovely, lovely sounds of mister ludwig van....	gleeb Mr. B Natural couldn't make it. I'm G Sharp, esq., attorney-at-law. Do you have the Spirit of RIAA-inspired lawsuits within you?
gleeb Next in the midget-hiding line of evening gowns... Angel_Noir Next, on "When Beauty Pagent Contestants Attack"... Matteus uhh, why does contestant number three have a pistol?	Angel_Noir "Red?" "Yes, King?" "Get my pistol back from that beauty pagent girl. This TV's getting uppity again." "You got it, E!"	gleeb: Those other legumes need all improve, 'cause I'm  the one with all the moves!
144b PLOW! One of many onomatopoeias that never made it on the old Batman show during the fight sceens.	E_the_E "My, what an amusing bumper sticker. And I am horny." HONK! HONK!	TurkeyVolGuessingMan Is this that new show where 2 stoners are given one set of materials and have to arrange the best bong ala "Iron Chef"? Or was that some wonderful dream?
Torgone You misplced a decimal here at line 153, punk! Who's bad, now? What? Yes, I went there! Chebby "But it's right here, next to the expense report for the Bo Peep costume and the sheep herd."	EireCat Scientists were puzzled earlier today as a black hole tore open in the middle of Main St., bought a pack of cigarrettes and a carton of milk and then promptly collapsed again.	This space intentionally left blank.