gleeb's little caption gallery

Heigh-ho, all! Well, good old gleeb has taken the plunge and is collecting captions. You know the drill.
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Moatas "If I didn't know any better, I'd say that the dead Mr. Jenkins here is really a V-6, small block."	cambria36 Boeing says, "Fuck it......back to basics."	UnReality "Seabiscuit II: Off to the Glue Factory"
evetsggod you do the math gleeb Hundreds of algebra students cheer! cambria36 But unfortunately, they were traveling in the same direction. Agent_Moldy If only Train A had left Chicago at 11:00 a.m., travelling west at 60 mph while Train B left Denver at 10:30 a.m., travelling east at 50 mph instead. Tsk.	tinaw The statue shocks and disgusts most citizens, 50 years later, a highly praised symbol of culture.	144b Life's a scream in middle management.
evetsggod moog operator, how can i help you? oh, mr carlos! um, sorry, ms carlos....	Indomitus "S'alright in da box?"	Generik "Damn... that baby carriage sure went by fast, didn't it?" The Prom of the Battleship Potemkin.
da_upstart Steamboat Willie's River Brothel & Casino	gleeb Draining the old "Liberty Tree". 144b This weekend I went to the witch burning at Middlebury. `That was a hoot.	gleeb Representatives of the 18th and 20th centuries conspire against the 19th! tinaw "Heh-heh! Look at 'im wallow in his own pit of self-loathing and despair!" 144b So, how long have you had this? Oh, 'bout 35 years. 'Twas my father's before that? A solid silver toilet, wow!
144b I can't believe it? They removed all of the Judy Bloom books?!	wd40 I don't know who that masked organizer was, but the world needs more heroes like . . .ACTION LIBRARIAN! tinaw "I can't get any sleep! ACTION LIBRARIAN tosses and turns all night, plotting revenge on the late book returners!" gleeb Wherever knowledge needs classification, I'll be there. Wherever there is horseplay in the stacks, I'll be there. Wherever a people cry out for assistance in using an index, I'll be there!"	gleeb Hmm, not drawing very well. Maybe if I took my hand off the end... tinaw .oO Hmmm . . . shouldn't put the fertilizer next to the tobacco pouch. . .Oo.
gleeb ACTION LIBRARIAN unleashes his "silent siren", alerting the super-sensitive hearing of the library's attack cat...	tinaw All work and no play makes ACTION LIBRARIAN devious and vengeful.	tinaw Gee, hate to break it. . . gleeb Hmph, in my day it used to be "queer as a $3 bill"! Danged inflation! Hinermad Adjusted for inflation, the proverbial three-dollar bill is now worth $51.
Moatas "What is 'the opening scene to The Thin Man' Alex."	UnReality Grandma Moses, Jedi Knight	Angel_Noir "Have you been flossing?"
flavio "Huh? Yeah, Huh? Yeah, Huh? Yeah, gold rush.	gleeb Meanwhile, in Ottawa... "But they're not taking the prospecting seriously! They're doing Burns and Schreiber routines!"	flavio PBS presents the epic documentary "Schreiber" by film maker Ken Burns