wd40
A
determined capper strains his brain in an attempt not to cap,
"$20, same as in town!"
da_upstart
Dolph
Lundgren rates the boys' performance in a typical bar room brawl.
Datazoid1701
I
warned the sofa that if It didn't give me back the Remote I would
kick the Stuffing out of it.
Hinermad
Ever
since the accident, I can stick my finger in my kneecap like this.
144b
Pull
De String! CUT! Not yet, Bella? Okay, Eddie.
beckett
"
It a Popup book of the Dead."
beckett
"And
Kam Fong as the Beaver
Kota
....
and so, after my wife threw away all of my colorful ties, I got
these curtains for my office. I'm a REBEL, you know!!!
Kota
Once
again, NONE of the girls that they invited bothered to show up for
their party. What WOULD they do with all of that lemonade???
Dante83
"No,
I CAN'T dig it." ""Man, you are four by four,
strictly square."
gleeb
"Honey, call the doctor. My temperature is only 37."
"You've got the Canadian thermometer again, haven't you?"
Dante83
It's
a music montage of the wonders of boric acid. And long overdue, if
you ask me.
Datazoid1701
In every society, there's some wacky "cure" for
a hangover.
JackOfAllArts
"Back
in my day day, we were ALL nerds! And by golly, we LIKED it that
way!"
gleeb
Look,
if that Maxwell House bitch gets out of line, drop a house on her!
144b
Here's
where I keep the ashes of my third husband. He was a cheap
bastard.
wd40
One
day, I will be a pricipal, and I will rule he hallways with an
iron hand, and no man jack better call me Missy again!
GersonK
Lorne
Greene expression #456 (#352 American): Not upset, just
disappointed
UnReality
"What's
the capital of Zimbabwe? Where was Marco Polo born? If a tree
falls in the woods and --" "Shoot first, you idiot!"
gleeb
Yep,
when the wife sees this necklace, I'm gonna be back in the catbird
seat.
Hinermad
The
powerful motor can overcome the most reluctant pets and the
extra-large bag can hold over 3 cats!
beckett
"
...and, it's so powerful you can suck up the cat!"
rickubis
Get
outta my shade.
GersonK
"Hi. I'm Ed, I'll be
your waiter today." "Waiter? This is a restaurant?
Thought this was an abandonded field." "I'm freelance."
GersonK
He
say wuuuun and wuuuuun and wuuuun and wuuuuun are four. Has to be
a chicken cuz he's so good to eat.
Datazoid1701
Suddenly,
Patty Andrews forgets what instrument that boy in company B plays.
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