Moatas
"But if Lee Harvey was at the movie house and you were here, who shot Kennedy?" // "The world's first perfect suicide."
SpaceToast
You've come so far, porn.
WaffleKing
Due to laziness of the cleaning staff, the YMCA pool is now 80% urine
rickubis
Listening to the Call of the Somewhat Stupid.
rickubis
Sadly, when she placed the salad fork on the wrong side of the plate, Bluebeard was forced to kill yet another wife.
teambanzai
Not to be confused with Stigmata.
UnReality
Not much. Stomata with you?
cambria36
Upseta
tinaw
Nothin'. 'stomata witchu?
Agent_Moldy
Huh...I usually only get that in my hands and feet and one on the side, but -- what? Oh.
TyranosaurisRex
The contents of Rosie O'Donnel's stomach on any Saturday night.
Moatas
'When Ships Ruled The Earth' Here we see two monsters of the sea, battling it out for mating rites...
JurassicPork
"...we only had a brain."
Nyssa23
I thought "If..." starred Malcolm McDowell?
tinaw
Darn, I gotta take the shuttle train over. . . ah screw it.
Nyssa23
I'm sorry Squiffy, I don't understand your banter at all.
UnReality
"Chicks dig the hat."
gleeb
Constantly insisting that cultural norms are social constructs devised to oppress the Other, he was the very model of a postmodern major-general.
JurassicPork
"HIDE ME FROM THE KIWI PEOPLE! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE SHOE POLISH OUT OF ME!!!"
tinaw
*Those* legs go all the way up!
BStarr13
Now all we need is a million typewriters
DiscoBoy
Another dissatisfied customer wishes to lodge a complaint about his stay at the Procrustes Inn.
gleeb
Sonja Heine and Manolete present: Bullfight on Ice!
UnReality
Bullfighting on ice?
DiscoBoy
When Manolete brought his bullfighting skills to the Ice Capades tour, pop culture turned yet another important corner.
rickubis
What the hell is *this*? I thought a zamboni was some kinda pizza.