Moatas
"Hey there, I see you'll be in line for awhile, wanna...you know...I'm running a special today.
Zee
The Ghetto was an earlier, unsuccessful motif
TyranosaurisRex
Hey mister, my parents said I should buy a pet that we can eat in case I get sick of taking care of it.
jack_routers
And then, Tom was chomped by Kill Register! No sale!
gleeb
The floating head of Athena counsels a young man to wash his pits more thoroughly.
yousonuva
Jimmy's wet dream involves his mother and turns to nightmare
gleeb
The fire inspector wields enormous power around here. For being careless with matches, Patty is blindfolded and shot.
BStarr13
"I learned too late what a pilot light was.
Mr_Grant
*I'm Ted Koppel... welcome to a special ABC News report: "Irene Held Hostage".*
Mr_Grant
The Fireman's Fund group of insurance companies presents the Metropolitan Opera production of "The Firebird".
beckett
" Send ME to bed with no supper? Well, here's a nice steamy pile for YOU Dad!"
screaming_fist
"Easiest maze ever!"
teambanzai
Well sure you qualifications are with out question the best but let's talk about what's really important. Will you sleep with me?
Darthdemona
"As I sit here talking to you, my brain is actually on this little table over here."
gleeb
Does anybody have any questions NOT about why my brain is on a stand next to me?
Moatas
"If you elect me president, I'll make sure that every registered voter gets at least one orgasm a week."
144b
They started out as a skiffle band. But they found that no one really liked skiffle music.