gleeb
OK, I've found the bubble reputation, now how do I get out of the mouth of this cannon?
wd40
Number Six tries to escape the Village in one of the quaint motorcars, but
security is soon on his tail.
gleeb
Since the Village folded, Rover has since got a job directing traffic. Which goes to show, you can't keep a good weather balloon down.
UnReality
"It's for capping in the face of adversity." "Ad--?" "PUMAT jokes."
"Ohhhh..."
wd40
Another day, another load of butchered hobbits, fresh from the hole!
MilkboxLarry
.oO "What the hell? Insert quarter to continue writing? What a freakin' rip-off..." Oo.
MilkboxLarry
"Yeah, so what if I'm up to three bottles day? I can quit whenever I want to!"
Generik
When circumcision goes too far...
Generik
"Make a note, Miss Davis... I'd like the morning sun's rays to shine on me in a benevolent fashion from 8 AM until I leave every afternoon at 4:30... just like this..."
144b
Slow down, Hoke?! Shut up, you old skinny, white woman!
Agent_Moldy
"That washer didn't separate those plaids on its own!" Ripped from today's clotheslines, "Law & Order: Washer Repair Unit".
JurassicPork
"Dishwashing liquid? You whore!" The untimely death of Madge.
Dante83
"This pie chart represents the amount everyone in this office eats in one day. Guess who's 'Orange' tubby."
Agent_Moldy
Statistics were much easier to understand with the advent of the I Like Pie Chart.
Dante83
Once she took out that Pie chart, she lost him. "Tell me, do you have a Linzer Tart Chart as well?"
Dante83
Alternate Title: "Get Used to Being Screwed Now."
eraserhead:
President Bettie's new flag design seemed a little egotistical