Kota
It appeared that the kids weren't very good at, "Pin The Nipple On The Dummy."
144b
And Mussolini addresses the conventioneers at Duce-Con.
da_upstart
<pewt!> <CLAP!> "ah HA!! Caught it, you weak ass wanna-be sniper assassin scum!!"
144b
I call my home Sagamore Hill. Why? Beacause, Pee Wee's Playhouse was taken.
Dante83
Let me guess, it ends bitterly. THANK YOU!
da_upstart
"... The story of an acidic burning passion turned sour."
gleeb
It's a classy step up from "Citrus Gone Wild", but still has just as much salacious lemon nudity.
tinaw
"I'm Earl Schieb and I'll burglarize your house for $49.95."
Buffoon
"Sasparilla? What are you, some kind of sissy-boy?"
gleeb
A pousse-cafe? What are you, some kinda fruit?
MSTzilla
So this is Japan's National Defence Plan Against Monsters...oh yeah, we've all seen *this* work time and again.
echostation
"Wait...I'm picking up a distress signal from this phone jack!"
GersonK
The seal approached by its natural enemy, the fuzzy brown thing
cambria36
Curly Howard, though dead, belongs to the Teamsters Union.
tinaw
"But what are the tassels on the ends for, mother?"
Dante83
Nothing like starting the day off looking for a leaky gas line in a sewer.
gleeb
Remember, one in 10 toilets is inhabited by a twisted little pervert. Is it yours?
Dante83
Yee Haaa! It's like my own Old Faithful, only backwards and mostly fecal matter!
Dante83
It's like one of those dotted-line Family Circus. Look at little Billy wandering aimlessly through the US
tinaw
Van Gogh's "On The Train"
gleeb
Tossed off the bus, Chicago demands its exact change back.
jack_routers
Bill's bad day started when he stepped off of the #9 bus, straight into a spatial rift.
Mad max
Attack of the 50 foot half eaten Hershy chocolate bar with almonds....
Dante83
The Blob takes the bus.
da_upstart
"Mommy! They just said that Godzilla was spotted 2 miles off the coast approaching the city!" "Well, kids, you know what that means...." " [Lootin tiiiimmmeee!!!]" "That's right! "
E_B_A
"Hi! I'm a disembodied head! Wanna see me go down on Barbara Crampton?"
Dante83
Make sure to pick me up right after Frank Sinatra practice, ok?
E_B_A
Everyone always laughs at Chad's protective face wear. Until they notice the blood stains and his ice pick.
gleeb
Do you mind, Missy? I'm trying to piss here...
JurassicPork
"While you're talking to Sam Wainright, I'll just pee in your bookcase. And tell him Hee Haw! for me."
Viagra
"Don't mind me.. just gonna take a wiz on yer bookshelf." "okay"
144b
Would you Freedon riders stop singing? This is only a crosstown bus?
jurassicpork
If you pursue a career as a forger, a poor choice of forgery would be someone who's a known illiterate...
gleeb
How do you get to be a great forger? Practice, practice, practice.
gleeb
On his deathbed, Dr. Teller described his dream of a waffle-based nuclear defence.
Mercutio_Jones
The White House today unveiled its new plan to protect the US from terrorist attacks by surrounding it with giant toaster waffles.
Mercutio_Jones
Clever hunters are skilled at building yard ape traps. Just wait till one reaches for the lemonade pitcher...
jurassicpork
The clever Suburban Child, (annoyus suburbus) camouflages himself long
enough to suddenly appear and accost passersby to buy lemonade.
gleeb
Billy? "The product sells itself" is just a metaphor.
Generik
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women only passengers. Who wants to ride shotgun?
Generik
AN UNPLEASANT TASK HAVING TO SEND OUT THESE PLEAS FOR HELP OVER THE INTERNET LIKE THIS, BUT I MUST ASK YOUR INDULGENCE. I AM THE FORMER MINISTER OF HEALTH IN NIGERIA, AND I HAVE A SUM OF MONEY THAT-
Dante83
I hate Steve. He's always taking MY boric acid.