Moatas
"There's a gun in your garter belt and I'm putting a knife in your bun." // "For pete's sake, Helen, its just a date."
Dante83
Henry A, Bowman- Now resides in his mother's basement with his two cats.
gleeb
Author of "Adultery for Elizabethans", "Divorce for Victorians", and "Shacking Up for Post-Colonials"
Dante83
"See honey, it's a great day to take the Stradivarius for a walk. I love our modern marriage.
gleeb
She: hoping being a "modern married" will mean more say in important family finance decisions. He: Hoping being a "modern married" will mean oral sex.
Dante83
I think it's great that someone married this guy despite his insistence on taking his ventriloquist dummy everywhere.
gleeb
.oO He can give that dummy all the ham he wants, so long as he saves the pork for me. Oo.
Dante83
Oh, Resusi- Annie, how I love you.
cambria36
Try this automatic hand-washer at your own risk.
E_the_E
There's been a horrible accident at the studio; They filmed 'Hobgoblins'.
Beckett
" Whoa, Bobby! Easy with that trunk, son. That's my headless tors...uh, I mean my old school books are in there!"
UnReality
Joe Versus the Rolodex
UnReality
"Hank, quit burnin' that Sterno! The baby's gotta eat!"
gleeb
Hide the spinach, Ma! That crazy sailor's back!
Beckett
" Pacific Gas and Electric has harnessed the power of the Three Bean casserole and captured it in the sleeping bags of Scout Troop 73 to light your homes."
144b
Behold, the Toast of St. Martin!
wd40
Miss West, I might have used too much starch in your corset . . .
tinaw
Liberace's' night light. Always outdoing everyone.
Dante83
That would be a tough one to get on your head when drunk at a party.
144b
Come to the South American Mall See the Old Nazi theater players in, Kiss Me, Kate.
Dante83
Hm, the original Geos were a lot larger, it seems.
screaming_fist
"Hello, my name is Bill and I'm a parallelipiped."
wd40
Look out, JimmyBob, he's about to spit!
cambria36
Fred squatted to take a crap and froze solid. We'll find out what the hell
he was thinking after the Spring thaw
bluegem
Loch Ness foo dog? wha' the?
bluegem:
I've had it up to HERE with you copying me! Get your OWN Style!
Dante83
Why, it's just like a Jan Vermeer paintingm, what with the corner and the woman and the window and the compost toilet.
AMCrulz:
"I forget, is that the baby or the placenta?"
Scypha
Somehow I sense a bit of sexual innuendo when we enter that tunnel up ahead.
JurassicPork
To Hercule Poirot's horror, he'd missed the Orient Express and wound up on The Emporer of the North and had to deal with Ernest Borgnine.
wd40
I been looking for a tunnel for nigh onto a year and a half . . . If something don't turn up soon, I'm taking things into my own hands.